For you poor Snow Bound suckers....... err...... folks

[Hazcat]

In the summer when people down south are dropping like flies I'll try not to LMAO at you. 

Why would we be 'dropping like flies'?  The heat?

We have a 'cure' for that...................

AC and Ice Cold Beer!  

[Big Frank]

I guess that works if you never go outside. Some people have jobs or hobbies.

[Hazcat]

Well, it may get hot here but you don't have to shovel sweat or scrape it off the windshield. 

[PegLeg45]

Well, it may get hot here but you don't have to shovel sweat or scrape it off the windshield. 

And, heat doesn't cause my truck to slide uncontrollably into a line of vehicles.   

[Big Frank]

That video shows why people who move to Florida should stay there. When they come back they don't remember how to drive in snow. If I crash into another vehicle there's a good chance I did it on purpose. I don't like being cut off.

I love having four seasons in the year and only one of them is hot. When I was in Florida it was too cold to do summer activities like swimming in winter, and too hot to do any activities in summer. It was "vacation" time so I got to come home where we can snowmobile in winter and do whatever we want in summer.    The time Uncle Sam made me endure in Louisiana was pure hell. 100% humidity for 700 days straight. It rained more weekends than not and was hot and muggy during the week. I could barely breathe that hot wet air.

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[TSB]

And, heat doesn't cause my truck to slide uncontrollably into a line of vehicles.   

The human brain has a switch, when it snows, the switch changes a relatively poor driver into a complete dumb-ass!!

Jump out of the car, use your feet??  I learned very early on in life that a tire that is not rotating, cannot steer the vehicle...STAY OFF THE BRAKES!!!!!

I gotta agree with JumboFrank...I worked outside of New Orleans two weeks a year for some time...I say make that city a landfill..

[Big Frank]

I'm picturing the Flintstones and that video at the same time. Oh $h!t. Lock 'em up Fred! 

P.S. As long as the dog poo is covered I don't have to pick it up so I say let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. And I like white Easters almost as much as white Christmases. 

[Fatman]

I'm picturing the Flintstones and that video at the same time. Oh $h!t. Lock 'em up Fred! 

P.S. As long as the dog poo is covered I don't have to pick it up so I say let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. And I like white Easters almost as much as white Christmases. 

Makes for a nasty smelling yard minefield comes spring, lol. Have you considered walking your dog late at night in the winter? Say, on a deserving neigbor's yard? Near the windows?

[PegLeg45]

The human brain has a switch, when it snows, the switch changes a relatively poor driver into a complete dumb-ass!!

Jump out of the car, use your feet??  I learned very early on in life that a tire that is not rotating, cannot steer the vehicle...STAY OFF THE BRAKES!!!!!

I gotta agree with JumboFrank...I worked outside of New Orleans two weeks a year for some time...I say make that city a landfill..

Heck I have no desire to live in Louisiana either.  
It don't get that bad here in Georgia (heat-wise, anyway). As long as it stays under 100 I'm OK.

[TSB]

I'm picturing the Flintstones and that video at the same time. Oh $h!t. Lock 'em up Fred! 

P.S. As long as the dog poo is covered I don't have to pick it up so I say let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. And I like white Easters almost as much as white Christmases. 

+100

I've driven 35 years in winter weather and have never hit anything!  Take it slow and in control and I've never owned a 4wd vehicle...