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Jokes
« on: July 05, 2007, 06:43:37 PM »
 
'TWO SPIES'
 
Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they had successfully slipped into the U.S.

The first spy starts speaking in Arabic. The second spy hushes him  quickly  and whispers:

'Don't blow our cover. You're in America now, speak Spanish.'
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2007, 03:42:17 AM »
Sad, but true.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2007, 03:44:23 AM »
A priest and a rabi walk into a bar.

The bartender say, "Is this some kind of joke."
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2007, 08:58:37 PM »
 A Horse walks into a Bar, The Bartender says "So, Why the long face"
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2007, 03:50:52 PM »
start car [squaling] turn off car kid next door says you killed my kitty you say no he is ok watch grab tape and retape tail on kitty . cop pulls in writes ticket for you [retailing pussy]

cabbage patch doll & pillsbury dough boy get married have little *itch with yeast infection
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2007, 12:41:13 AM »
A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said,
"Give me your money."
The gentleman, shocked by the sudden
attack, said "You cannot do this,
I'm a United States Congressman!"
The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"
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