It belongs in his face, cuz it's all over the place now.

TAB will get that, but for those of you who don't have Carls Jr's, their slogan is (at least in 2000 when I left) "If it's not all over the place , it doesn't belong in your face."
My solution is to take the pistol out , drop my pants and then put the pistol down the inside of the pant leg.