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Craig's List Posting (There is Justice in the World)
« on: January 19, 2009, 01:46:06 PM »
I got this in an email. Not sure if it's real or not. - Frank

Posted to Craig's List Personals:

To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah )

I was the white guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize.

I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?

I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was eve n wor s e since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster.

I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.

So, about your pants I know that I was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry. Peace!


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Re: Craig's List Posting (There is Justice in the World)
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2009, 01:48:59 PM »
Never bring a knife to a gun fight
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Re: Craig's List Posting (There is Justice in the World)
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2009, 02:04:03 PM »
This is great! I sincerely hope it is true!
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Re: Craig's List Posting (There is Justice in the World)
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2009, 03:50:30 PM »
Even if it isn't true it does send a message  ;D
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Re: Craig's List Posting (There is Justice in the World)
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2009, 04:54:43 PM »
its fake... besides nothing like admiting you commiting felonys to make me giggle... what a dumb ass.
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Re: Craig's List Posting (There is Justice in the World)
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Re: Craig's List Posting (There is Justice in the World)
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2009, 07:21:51 PM »
Quote from: TAB on January 19, 2009, 04:54:43 PM
its fake... besides nothing like admiting you commiting felonys to make me giggle... what a dumb ass.


You mean your CCW doesn't give you the right to steal a potential mugger's cell phone and credit card?   lol
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Re: Craig's List Posting (There is Justice in the World)
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2009, 01:11:02 AM »
I'd probably do the same thing, WITHOUT the public statement , but with the threatening calls to the DA, and maybe the mayor, and chief of police, and since I'd have his ID it wouldn't be anonymous either.   ;D
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Re: Craig's List Posting (There is Justice in the World)
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2009, 01:34:54 AM »
Quote from: tt11758 on January 19, 2009, 07:21:51 PM

You mean your CCW doesn't give you the right to steal a potential mugger's cell phone and credit card?   lol


Of corse it does not... the CCW badge gives you that right.  :D
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Re: Craig's List Posting (There is Justice in the World)
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2009, 09:07:54 PM »
Quote from: TAB on January 20, 2009, 01:34:54 AM

Of corse it does not... the CCW badge gives you that right.  :D

Badges?!... We don't need no stinkin' badges!
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Re: Craig's List Posting (There is Justice in the World)
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2009, 09:28:25 PM »
Quote from: brosometal on January 20, 2009, 09:07:54 PM
Badges?!... We don't need no stinkin' badges!

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