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Re: Stimulus watch
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2009, 10:14:46 PM »
I saw a piece on CNN(communist news network) today that gave a figure of 10.8 Billion for a total that had been promised so far. 2.1 Billion has been spent so far. The rest still needs to be dolled out. Thats without interest! I say we sell the "State of Puerto Rico" >:(
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Re: Stimulus watch
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2009, 10:19:37 PM »
Who's gonna buy?  :)
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Re: Stimulus watch
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2009, 10:27:16 PM »
Quote from: Hazcat on February 19, 2009, 10:19:37 PM
Who's gonna buy?  :)

Hell, it's beach front property  ;)

BTW Haz, glad your back
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Re: Stimulus watch
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2009, 10:37:41 PM »
Quote from: cookie62 on February 19, 2009, 10:27:16 PM
Hell, it's beach front property  ;)

BTW Haz, glad your back

Thanks, Cook!
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Re: Stimulus watch
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2009, 10:48:40 PM »
Quote from: Hazcat on February 19, 2009, 10:19:37 PM
Who's gonna buy?  :)

Spain might take it back. It was Cuba that was giving them grief.
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Re: Stimulus watch
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Re: Stimulus watch
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2009, 10:53:52 PM »
Important Information on the Stimulus Payment

"This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment.  This is a
very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:

"Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?

"A. It is money that the federal government will send to Taxpayers.

"Q. Where will the government get this money?

"A. From taxpayers.

"Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?

"A. Only a smidgen.

"Q. What is the purpose of this payment?

"A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition
TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

"Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?

"A.  Shut up."

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the Economy by spending
your stimulus check wisely:

If you spend that money at K-Mart, all the money will go to China.

If you spend it on petrol it will go to the Arabs.

If you purchase a computer it will go to India.

If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to South East Asia or New
Zealand (unless you buy organic).

If you buy a car it will go to Japan.

If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.

And none of it will help the economy.

We need to keep that money here.  You can keep the money here by spending
it at garage sales, going to a football game, or spending it on
beer or tattoos,  since those are the only businesses still
here.
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Re: Stimulus watch
« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2009, 11:06:01 AM »
Quote from: cookie62 on February 19, 2009, 10:14:46 PM
I saw a piece on CNN(communist news network) today that gave a figure of 10.8 Billion for a total that had been promised so far. 2.1 Billion has been spent so far. The rest still needs to be dolled out. Thats without interest! I say we sell the "State of Puerto Rico" >:(

Hell it'd be cheeaper to pay somebody a few million to take the place than to sink porkulous money into it.

btw, welcome home, Haz.
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Re: Stimulus watch
« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2009, 11:37:13 AM »
Quote from: cookie62 on February 19, 2009, 10:27:16 PM
Hell, it's beach front property  ;)

BTW Haz, glad your back


Yes, glad to see you back posting again, Haz .......that's a good thing.
I had to log off quickly last night in the middle of a post and didn't get back on here to say so.    :D

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Re: Stimulus watch
« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2009, 01:37:50 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on February 20, 2009, 11:37:13 AM

Yes, glad to see you back posting again, Haz .......that's a good thing.
I had to log off quickly last night in the middle of a post and didn't get back on here to say so.    :D



The boss catch you playing online when you were supposed to be in bed, or what, Peg?  lol
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Re: Stimulus watch
« Reply #19 on: February 20, 2009, 04:14:43 PM »
Quote from: tt11758 on February 20, 2009, 01:37:50 PM
The boss catch you playing online when you were supposed to be in bed, or what, Peg?  lol


I'll just say 'bad groceries' and let it go at that.......... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

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