That quote is FROM ME!!!
I have to put down my other stuff to play with the Strat. I once had a throat lozenge go down almost to my lung. Didn't realise it before but when you start throwing down some people do things unconciously, like Michael Jordan with the tongue out. When I go at it evidently I hold my breath, grunt, wheeze, and lord knows what else that would cause me to inhale a lozenge the size of a 50 cent piece.
So...I need two hands- no .45, and I need to breathe, so the cigar goes too 'cause I'd hate to inhale the whole cigar. But it's worth it.
I haven't tried shooting with a cigar...Jersey frowns on cigars (along with almost everything else).