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Rastus

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Dear Uncle Fudd,
« on: February 26, 2009, 01:02:29 PM »
Dear Uncle Fudd,

I hope you take Eric Holder's remarks yesterday (25-FEB-09) seriously and will join the NRA with me to help defeat this nonsense.  It does include you now.

Thank you,
Step-Child Nephew
(aka shooter more than hunter)
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Re: Dear Uncle Fudd,
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2009, 07:36:30 AM »
Dear Step Child Nephew,

No.  I am a hunter and Obama will never come for my Bolt Action rifle, or my shotguns.  Heck even Biden owns a Benelli!

Furthermore you shooter types using Assault weapons for hunting are giving us a bad name.  True hunters do a 'one shot, clean, quick, kill" not spraying bullets all over the woods.  Those are the same guns used by armies, they are not for hunting.  Anyway the only reason to own a gun is to take it out once a year to hunt with.

So dear Nephew, I will not be joining the NRA as they have nothing to do with hunting and neither does the 2A (hey, even you guys say that).

Sincerely,

Uncle FUDD
All tipoes and misspelings are copi-righted.  Pleeze do not reuse without ritten persimmons  :D


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Re: Dear Uncle Fudd,
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2009, 10:08:32 AM »
  Anyway the only reason to own a gun is to take it out once a year to hunt with.

hmmmm...that was the only reason the patriots that founded this country had them for. Wonder what caused them to use the guns in anger?


Oh, right, Tyrants.

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Re: Dear Uncle Fudd,
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2009, 08:01:42 PM »
hmmmm...that was the only reason the patriots that founded this country had them for. Wonder what caused them to use the guns in anger?

Oh, right, Tyrants.

Haz is stirring the pot to poke fun at the Fudds, don't let him get to you....it'll breed further feline rotational fecal reprisal.

Not to mention we all know that some Fudds (I have some in my own family) have a higher opinion of their marksmanship than they demonstrate afield.....as highlighted by the once a year outings and off zero optics.
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Re: Dear Uncle Fudd,
« Reply #5 on: Today at 06:48:07 AM »

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Re: Dear Uncle Fudd,
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2009, 08:39:00 PM »
Haz is stirring the pot to poke fun at the Fudds, don't let him get to you....it'll breed further feline rotational fecal reprisal.

Not to mention we all know that some Fudds (I have some in my own family) have a higher opinion of their marksmanship than they demonstrate afield.....as highlighted by the once a year outings and off zero optics.

Rastus,

Of what do you speak?  You KNOW I only own bolt or SA hunting guns.  Y'all with these automatics that spray bullets like a water hose make us all look bad.  My Ishy or a K-98 is all anyone needs along with a good double barrel shotgun!  Can't hunt with no handgun!  Only good for killin'.
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Re: Dear Uncle Fudd,
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2009, 08:45:37 PM »
So...what are you doin' with that AR thingey you picked up?   ;D

And I know what you do with that Mosquito...it's a paperweight.
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Re: Dear Uncle Fudd,
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2009, 08:54:10 PM »
I'll give you guys this.  :o  I had to read those posts a few times. I think I need more sleep ::)
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Re: Dear Uncle Fudd,
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2009, 08:57:51 PM »
That there Mosquitoe was fer the little lady and the AR was fer my youg'un (don't tell him).

NO NEED fer them cop killin', ganster guns.  All cheap plastick so they can aford to buy them at those unregistered gun shows and such.  Why do y'all need those grenade thowing thingies or bayonets?  All ya got to do with a gun is bring home some meat.  Hell, 20 rounds will last damn near a life time.
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Re: Dear Uncle Fudd,
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2009, 10:17:13 PM »
That there Mosquitoe was fer the little lady and the AR was fer my youg'un (don't tell him).

NO NEED fer them cop killin', ganster guns.  All cheap plastick so they can aford to buy them at those unregistered gun shows and such.  Why do y'all need those grenade thowing thingies or bayonets?  All ya got to do with a gun is bring home some meat.  Hell, 20 rounds will last damn near a life time.


Cuz I might want to throw some of those grenade thingies, We have BEARS up here, and the deer get pretty darn large too. Not to mention some one might think about CONFISCATING my semi auto hand gun,Drop a grenade thingie on him from 400 yards away and they tend to rethink them DUMB ideas.  ;D

 

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