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Really stupid burner trick...
« on: March 02, 2009, 04:10:08 PM »
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Neb. deputies say man stuffed cat inside 'bong'
By ERIC OLSON, Associated Press Writer Eric Olson, Associated Press Writer 29 mins ago

OMAHA, Neb. – A man who tried to cool out his hyper cat by stuffing her into a boxlike homemade bong faces cruelty charges — and catcalls from animal lovers. Lancaster County sheriff's deputies responding to a domestic disturbance call Sunday alleged they saw 20-year-old Acea Schomaker smoking marijuana through a piece of garden hose attached to a duct-taped, plastic glass box in which the cat had been stuffed.

"This cat was just dazed," Sgt. Andy Stebbing said. "She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society."

Schomaker told deputies 6-month-old Shadow was hyper and he was trying to calm her down. The contraption she had been stuffed inside was 12 inches by 6 inches. Shadow was timid but in good condition Monday at the Capital Humane Society, executive director Bob Downey said.

"What the human mind doesn't invent, huh?" Downey said.

Schomaker, who was released from jail after paying a $400 fine on the arrest warrant, faces drug and misdemeanor animal cruelty charges. He did not immediately respond to phone messages left Monday seeking comment.

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Re: Really stupid burner trick...
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2009, 04:15:19 PM »
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Shadow was timid but in good condition Monday at the Capital Humane Society, executive director Bob Downey said.

She wasn't timid, she was paranoid.  Any word on whether or not the cat had the munchies?   ;D

I know, but I couldn't resist.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Really stupid burner trick...
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2009, 06:50:15 PM »
Quote from: tt11758 on March 02, 2009, 04:15:19 PM
She wasn't timid, she was paranoid.  Any word on whether or not the cat had the munchies?   ;D

I know, but I couldn't resist.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Don't know about the munchies, but it shouldn't have to worry about glaucoma for a while.  ;)

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Re: Really stupid burner trick...
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2009, 07:02:38 PM »
I just read about this 5 minutes ago. Stoners are stupid. Like the commercial said, why do you think they call it dope? Here's a pic of the cat bong. WATCH OUT HAZ! http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-odd/20090302/ODD.Bong.Cat/
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Re: Really stupid burner trick...
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2009, 07:18:00 PM »
Cat nip!
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Re: Really stupid burner trick...
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2009, 07:21:41 PM »
Torture a helpless animal and all he pays is a fine? Tis a good thing I wasn't in charge of his punishment. I am sure there is a wood chipper some place just the right size for this ahole.
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Re: Really stupid burner trick...
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2009, 07:30:42 PM »
If he treats an animal that way >:( I'm scared to think what he'd do too a human.
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Re: Really stupid burner trick...
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2009, 10:36:06 AM »
Got just the thing for this jerk.

Say hello to MY 'little friend'

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Re: Really stupid burner trick...
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2009, 10:53:34 AM »
Quote from: Hazcat on March 03, 2009, 10:36:06 AM
Got just the thing for this jerk.

Say hello to MY 'little friend'



Nice kitty, NICE kitty!!!
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Re: Really stupid burner trick...
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2009, 06:02:03 PM »
Quote from: Hazcat on March 03, 2009, 10:36:06 AM
Got just the thing for this jerk.

Say hello to MY 'little friend'



He'd need a bigger bong box.
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Me: Naw, we just apply a gun-shaped remedy to those extreme life threatening situations that call for it. All the less urgent problems we're willing to discuss.
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