I have a daughter already...she is like a whole herd of wildcats by herself. I couldn't handle it. 
Now, if someone were to send Jessica Simpson over as an au pair....I'd make the gust room into one heck of a nanny's quarters.
And your wife would use one of those guns on you before she took 2 steps into the house. Remember Frank Giffords sleepwalking

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Of course, this would leave a widow with legal bills and a large gun collection......On second thought, go for it!