"I mean jeesh, you'd think the PR folks would at least try!"

OLL MY GOD! I ALMOST RUPTURED LAUGHING SO HARD!!! I'd better go check myself.
Cerberus (the company with more money than god) buys up Chrysler, GMAC, and others,
Obama get elected, and poor, poor little Chrysler, GMAC, and the others are all the sudden "broke!"
Obama quickly gives Chrysler, GMAC, and others BILLIONS, and BILLIONS of the sheepals money, even though they are still owned by "the company that has more money than god".
Democracy? Communism? I'm just not clear on this whole politics thing anymore

The 6 oclock news should draw up a ladder chart of all this each day for the public to better understand their position.
Communism: "based on common ownership and control of the means of production and property in general.[1][2][3] Karl Marx posited that communism would be the final stage in human society,"
Before what? Thats the real question!