Letter from law student

[nupe]

Recieved this in an email.  I'm not sure about it's authentisity, but if nothing else it is a good time killer.

 Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists,
Marxists and Obama supporters,

    We've stuck together since the late 1950s, but the whole of this
latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know
that we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future
generations, but sadly this relationship has run its course. Our two
ideological sides of America cannot and just will not ever agree on what's
right. So let's just end it right now while we can do it on friendly terms.
We can smile, shake hands, chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and
each go our own way.

    So here's a model separation agreement.

    Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass,
each taking a portion. That's going to be the difficult part, but I'm sure
our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be
relatively easy. Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide
other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate taste. We
don't like redistributive taxes so you can have those. You are welcome to
the liberal judges and the ACLU. And since you hate guns and you hate war,
we'll take the firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep
Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. But you are going to be
responsible for finding a biodiesel vehicle big enough to haul them around.

    We'll keep the capitalism, the greedy corporations, the
pharmaceutical companies; we will keep Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can
have the homeless, the homeboys, the hippies and illegal aliens. We will
keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, the greedy CEOS and all of the rednecks.
We'll keep the Bibles and we'll let you have NBC and Hollywood .

    You can be nice to Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to
invade and hammer anybody that threatens us. You can have the peaceniks and
the war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we
will provide them with security. You won't have to worry about it. We will
keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology,
Humanism and Shirley Maclaine. You can also have the UN, but we will no
longer pay the bill.

    We will keep the SUVs, the pickup trucks and the oversize luxury
cars. You can have the compacts, the subcompacts and every Subaru station
wagon you can find. You can give everybody healthcare, if you can find any
practicing doctors. We will continue to believe that healthcare is a
privilege and not a right. We will keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic"
and the national anthem, and I am sure you will be happy to substitute in
their place "Imagine." I'd like to teach the world to sing "Kumbaya" or "We
are the world." We will practice trickle-down economics and you can give
trickle-up poverty your best shot. And since it so offends you, we will keep
our history, our name and our flag.

    Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along other
like-minded liberal and conservative patriots. And if you do not agree, just
hit delete. In the friendly spirit of parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one
of us will need whose help in about 15 years.

    Sincerely,

    John J Wall

    Law student and an American

    P.S. You can also have Barbara Streisand and Jane Fonda

[callithump]

There was a similar article at Townhall about Jefferson.
http://townhall.com/columnists/DouglasMacKinnon/2007/12/20/can_i_keep_my_guns_in_the_new_country_of_%e2%80%9cjefferson%e2%80%9d
Truth is, Porkulus will bind all Americans together in misery for years to come.