I wish we could get some of that 'crack-down' here (now that came out funnier than intended) since my particular county ranks #2 in the state for illegals and the neighboring county is #1.
Started to post this in the 'joke' thread but I think it definitely fits in here......
The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for four hours, I put on my old Air Force fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least three hours off my waiting time..
Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
PS,
It also works well if you ever have to use a laundromat.