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fightingquaker13

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Re: Pirates vow to retaliate
« Reply #30 on: April 13, 2009, 10:12:52 PM »
Hey, let's be kind to M58. As a pointer guy myself I am totally in his corner. Besides here in South Florida the problem isn't rabbitts, it is buffo toads. These are an exotic species (much like the iguanas) that are the size of a grapefruit. The problem is that they excrete a neurotoxin, in the form of a whie frothy foam, from the back of their neck when stressed. This foam is also a hallucinagin. Some of my classmates in high school got busted (and no I'm not making this up) for bringing the things to school for folks to lick and get high. (Now I'm no pure virgin but I've never wanted to get stoned badly enough to lick a toad. You might have a dependency problem when.....) Anyway, dogs love them, and the only way to know you have a problem is if the beast starts acting goofy (or just being a pointer), or if it has sticky saliva. At which point the remedy is to pretty much shove a garden hose down it mouth to wash out the poison. This results in an unhappy puppy, vomited frog guts, and everyone getting wet and muddy. I feel your pain M58.
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