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Hazcat

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Re: Turkeys attack mail carriers
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2009, 04:34:39 PM »
My suggestion is get a cleaver from the kitchen. Being intimidated by supper is asinine.

Me likey your attitude! ;)
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Re: Turkeys attack mail carriers
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2009, 04:37:51 PM »
Me likey your attitude! ;)

Wait till you see my suggestion for aggressive breadcrumbs  ;D

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Re: Turkeys attack mail carriers
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2009, 04:40:55 PM »
Anyone ever heard of the "Animal Conspiracy" by NPR Comedian Tim Bedore?

add Attack Turkeys to the list.

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Re: Turkeys attack mail carriers
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2009, 04:41:56 PM »
YUM!
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Re: Turkeys attack mail carriers
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2009, 04:42:14 PM »
Wait till you see my suggestion for aggressive breadcrumbs  ;D

What about Yankee Pot Roast?

I hear it can be murder.
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Re: Turkeys attack mail carriers
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2009, 04:44:33 PM »
 Tasty murder ;D and a particular favorite of mine  ;D

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Re: Turkeys attack mail carriers
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2009, 04:51:01 PM »
Haz I didnt know you were a fan of the Bob & Tom show.  Good Old Q95 94.7 FM out of Indianapolis.
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Re: Turkeys attack mail carriers
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2009, 04:53:17 PM »
Just did a 'google' for it Con.  Is this the same Bob and Tom that use to do things like the tooth fairy and super chicken skits?
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Re: Turkeys attack mail carriers
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2009, 04:56:01 PM »
Get rid of the video camera , and a Browning Buckmark would make short work of those mean turkeys. Just would have to invite some of you to my place to help distroy I mean eat the evidense.
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