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Conagher 45

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Re: Turkeys attack mail carriers
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2009, 04:58:27 PM »
Quote from: Hazcat on April 14, 2009, 04:53:17 PM
Just did a 'google' for it Con.  Is this the same Bob and Tom that use to do things like the tooth fairy and super chicken skits?
Yup and Mr. Obviuous too.
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Re: Turkeys attack mail carriers
« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2009, 05:46:00 PM »
Thanks Haz for the link.  Can't do anything video at work :(
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Re: Turkeys attack mail carriers
« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2009, 06:12:42 PM »
15 to 18 pounds?

Dem Gobbler's sho wood be guud and licshus!!!!!

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Re: Turkeys attack mail carriers
« Reply #23 on: April 14, 2009, 06:33:31 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on April 14, 2009, 04:32:20 PM
My suggestion is get a cleaver from the kitchen. Being intimidated by supper is asinine.

You never saw my Mom's cooking. Made a meatloaf once that looked like a belly-up face-sucker from the Alien movie.

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Re: Turkeys attack mail carriers
« Reply #24 on: April 14, 2009, 06:53:08 PM »
Quote from: Conagher 45 on April 14, 2009, 04:56:01 PM
Get rid of the video camera , and a Browning Buckmark would make short work of those mean turkeys. Just would have to invite some of you to my place to help distroy I mean eat the evidense.
The Browning Buck Mark is the cheap plasic imitation of the REAL pistol, the Challenger II, available now with free oriental bamboo  steamer (yes I'm serious, foodie, you'll recall ;D) on this very board. Vastly better against turkeys, particulary the tactical kind.
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Re: Turkeys attack mail carriers
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Re: Turkeys attack mail carriers
« Reply #25 on: April 14, 2009, 07:50:16 PM »
How come we never run into these turkeys when your all camoed up with camo shotgun and hunt same bird? ah shoot gota go new season of deadliest catch starts in 10 minutes . ???
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Re: Turkeys attack mail carriers
« Reply #26 on: April 14, 2009, 07:54:29 PM »
Quote from: Fatman on April 14, 2009, 03:49:26 PM
My recommendation is get a flash-bang from the local police. Teach the little peckers some respect for awthoRATay!

Quote from: tombogan03884 on April 14, 2009, 04:32:20 PM
My suggestion is get a cleaver from the kitchen. Being intimidated by supper is asinine.

Taurus Judge!
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Re: Turkeys attack mail carriers
« Reply #27 on: April 14, 2009, 08:02:43 PM »
Quote from: ericire12 on April 14, 2009, 07:54:29 PM
Taurus Judge!
Sounds like you'd be better off with a burlap bag and a 2x4. Oops, channeling my inner redneck!
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Re: Turkeys attack mail carriers
« Reply #28 on: April 14, 2009, 08:13:38 PM »
Quote from: Fatman on April 14, 2009, 06:33:31 PM
You never saw my Mom's cooking. Made a meatloaf once that looked like a belly-up face-sucker from the Alien movie.


Did the flies chip in and buy y'all a screen door?


Sounds like killer meatloaf.

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Re: Turkeys attack mail carriers
« Reply #29 on: April 14, 2009, 11:23:05 PM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on April 14, 2009, 06:53:08 PM
The Browning Buck Mark is the cheap plasic imitation of the REAL pistol, the Challenger II, available now with free oriental bamboo  steamer (yes I'm serious, foodie, you'll recall ;D) on this very board. Vastly better against turkeys, particulary the tactical kind.
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The only plastic on the Buckmark I had was the grip panels
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