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Anyone else in this boat????
« on: April 17, 2009, 10:57:20 AM »
Sooo, let me ask you this...Anyone else suddenly being audited this year?  :o >:( :'( ???
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Re: Anyone else in this boat????
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2009, 11:01:58 AM »
You might be a Right wing extremist..... if you are on the IRS audit list
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Re: Anyone else in this boat????
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2009, 11:03:42 AM »
You might be a Right wing extremist..... if you are on the IRS audit list



 ;D I'll bet thats it!!!   ;D So if I can get seen at a "WE LOVE THE MESSIAH" rally, do you think that the audit will go away?

I wanted to write a letter stating that I wasn't looking for an appointment from the White House and therefore an audit wasn't needed.  ;)
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Re: Anyone else in this boat????
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2009, 11:49:54 AM »

So if I can get seen at a "WE LOVE THE MESSIAH" rally, do you think that the audit will go away?

We DO love the "Messiah", it's the Obama's that we don't care for! ;)

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Re: Anyone else in this boat????
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2009, 11:56:40 AM »
We DO love the "Messiah", it's the Obama's that we don't care for! ;)


Good Point! :D
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Re: Anyone else in this boat????
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Re: Anyone else in this boat????
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2009, 09:49:31 PM »
Can I claim the Treasury Secretary Exemption?
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Re: Anyone else in this boat????
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2009, 11:44:36 PM »



Wear a button.  I'm sure you will skate.











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Re: Anyone else in this boat????
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2009, 12:27:31 AM »
They pull some at random, but the system is set up to flag a return if the numbers are odd.  Also if you have a math error, it will be pulled and looked at by hand( never a good thing)
 
Most people like to get a little creative, when it comes to deductions.  The most common ofenders are home offices and travel( cars/trips)  If you have a log for your car, your fine, if not your SOL.  Same with trips, if you can prove that trip was biz related, your fine... 

Having a mother that was a lead auditor for FTB( CAs IRS)   I've heard some storys that will crack you up.

The last few years they have a had a hard on for cell phone bills so don't claim 100% of it.

 
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Re: Anyone else in this boat????
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2009, 01:55:39 AM »
The IRS only randomly audits DRTV forum members.
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Re: Anyone else in this boat????
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2009, 04:39:10 AM »


 ;D I'll bet thats it!!!   ;D So if I can get seen at a "WE LOVE THE MESSIAH" rally, do you think that the audit will go away?

I wanted to write a letter stating that I wasn't looking for an appointment from the White House and therefore an audit paying my taxes wasn't needed.  ;)

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