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fightingquaker13

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Re: Fatties cause Global Warming
« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2009, 04:43:22 PM »
Quote from: tt11758 on April 21, 2009, 04:29:58 PM
Yeah, Quaker, but when TSHTF you skinny guys will be scouring for food to keep from starving, while us fat bastards will be good to go for MONTHS.  ;D
On the contrary my friend. If the stuff ever really does hit the fan, one of you will keep US going for months. ;D
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Re: Fatties cause Global Warming
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2009, 04:54:44 PM »
Fellow Portly Dudes ...

I have carbon credits for forum members.  All I ask is a chance to fondle a gun or two when I come across you.

Today I spent my afternoon planting 40 trees to replace old cottonwoods that had to be removed to help the new grove get started.  Once the spousal unit tells me where I have ten more to go around the yard in other places for shade and to "look pretty."

So, eat, drink and be merry!  I've got your global warming issues taken care of!

Damn ... it has been too long a winter to spend that much time on a shovel  :(
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Re: Fatties cause Global Warming
« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2009, 04:58:09 PM »
Quote from: m58 on April 21, 2009, 04:54:44 PM


Damn ... it has been too long a winter to spend that much time on a shovel  :(

I'd think you'd be used to digging holes.       ;D
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Re: Fatties cause Global Warming
« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2009, 06:53:54 PM »
A while back this same scientific crowd was blaming cow methane for global warming. Fat people eating these cows are part of the solution, not the problem.
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Re: Fatties cause Global Warming
« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2009, 06:55:36 PM »
I'm sitting here emitting greenhouse gasses and thinking about driving to Krispy Kreme to get a dozen wads of lard. Go ahead, blame me for global warming. I don't care.
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Re: Fatties cause Global Warming
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Re: Fatties cause Global Warming
« Reply #25 on: April 21, 2009, 06:57:55 PM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on April 21, 2009, 06:55:36 PM
I'm sitting here emitting greenhouse gasses and thinking about driving to Krispy Kreme to get a dozen wads of lard. Go ahead, blame me for global warming. I don't care.

I can't blame you. You have every reason to want the place you live to be warmer.
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Re: Fatties cause Global Warming
« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2009, 08:14:04 PM »
I believe in CO2 causing global warming, I also believe in Santa Claus, and the Tooth Fairy. Since I want a warmer world I am going to go out soon and exercise real hard, you know sucking down lots of extra oxygen, and blowing out lots of extra CO2. Al Gore for all you do, this CO2 is for you!
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Re: Fatties cause Global Warming
« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2009, 10:22:55 PM »
Quote from: tt11758 on April 21, 2009, 04:58:09 PM
I'd think you'd be used to digging holes.       ;D

Nah ... I hire ... actually you hire that done and I just write the checks  ;D
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Re: Fatties cause Global Warming
« Reply #28 on: April 22, 2009, 01:13:22 AM »
So the most patriotic thing a person can do  is be fat and buy an AR-15?
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