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Re: ¿¿Favorite "Adult Beverage"??
« Reply #50 on: May 04, 2009, 07:50:07 PM »
Tequila never has a worm in it. It's not allowed by law. Mezcal may have a worm or two. Dos Gusanos has two worms.
And this attracts customers how?
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Re: ¿¿Favorite "Adult Beverage"??
« Reply #51 on: May 04, 2009, 07:53:39 PM »
Supposedly the worm is a hallucinogenic.

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Re: ¿¿Favorite "Adult Beverage"??
« Reply #52 on: May 04, 2009, 07:57:45 PM »
Last summer I bought a few bottles of Everclear and made Frank's Hard Lemonade. It was pretty good. I also mixed Everclear with apple juice and it tasted exactly like German ApfelKorn (apple schnapps). Then I had Everclear and Powerade when I ran out of other mixers. I bought that Everclear to make jello shots with but each time I bought some I ended up finishing the bottle before I got around to making them.

My favorite rum is 160 proof Stroh rum from Austria. It makes a rum and Coke that tastes like butter rum lifesavers candy. I also like Asbach German cognac mixed with Coke. You can mix it half and half for shooters or make it weaker like a regular drink. I found out my friend's beverage of choice, Rich & Rare, is a good mixer because it doesn't have much flavor. I have a bottle in my freezer instead of my usual Jim Beam.
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Re: ¿¿Favorite "Adult Beverage"??
« Reply #53 on: May 04, 2009, 08:07:10 PM »
Last summer I bought a few bottles of Everclear and made Frank's Hard Lemonade. It was pretty good. I also mixed Everclear with apple juice and it tasted exactly like German ApfelKorn (apple schnapps). Then I had Everclear and Powerade when I ran out of other mixers. I bought that Everclear to make jello shots with but each time I bought some I ended up finishing the bottle before I got around to making them.

Ahh, the Purple Jesus. Kool Aid, (Glock, Obama, rust bucket or whatever flavor you prefer ;D), everclear and a variety of chopped citrus fruit in a plastic bucket, and you have teenage bliss. (assuming that bliss equals lots of vomiting the next morning).
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Re: ¿¿Favorite "Adult Beverage"??
« Reply #54 on: May 04, 2009, 11:39:58 PM »
Purple Jesus Kool Aid? We called it Purple Passion. It is something I can't even smell without horrible memories of me when I was a senior in high school.. after a country pasture party... begging..and I mean BEGGING God to just take me ......LOL
my god I was sick..
 Then of course  when I was 29..there was the 2 bottles Berrigers wine that my girlfriend and I drank while we were all out on the lake all day in 110 degree day.......... Now I am telling you the truth guys..
 I really DID think I talked to Jesus that night.. he was beckoning me to come with him... I actually was still sick and half drunk at 10 the next day! YUCK!
And then of course a few years after that.... The Too Much Tequila made its way to me one night. Not being alone in doing this.....  I seemed to lose what teeny amount of inhibitions I had and ran naked through the Hilton's water sprinklers.... :-[ *lord have mercy*
Had a hell of a good time............but.....
Needless to say........
 Haven't touched any of them EVER again..  :P :P

Now that I have grown older and wiser ( yeah right) I like  a very very light Bacardi Lemon' with crushed ice and and extra 2 slices of fresh lemon.

or a Bud Lime......or a Corona ......  8)

I'm really not much of a drinker.. unless there is a dance floor and country music playing.. ;D
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Re: ¿¿Favorite "Adult Beverage"??
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Re: ¿¿Favorite "Adult Beverage"??
« Reply #55 on: May 04, 2009, 11:50:24 PM »
I was stupid about 18 years ago and spent a night in jail.  Decided I never wanted to be there agian so I don't drink anymore.  When I did drink, very cold beer in long neck bottles was my favorite.  Usually Budwieser, but any beer would do.  As strange as it may sound, beer on the rocks can be very good.  That was born of neccessity late one night decades ago when an old sweetheart stopped by to see me at my parents house.   The only alcohol available was unchilled beer, so we poured it over ice and sat talkng on the pourch till the sun came up.

Used to like drinking shots, chase with beer, then chase with more shots, then more beer.  Usually Jack Daniels, Schnapps, or Amaretto (sp) sometimes Yukon Jack or Wild Turkey, but have tried almost everything.  Had a friend that would mix Jack Daniel and Yukon Jack and called it a Double Jack.

Made Hazariitas for the guys at deer camp last fall.  The one guy was is no stranger to adult beverages refused to have any the second night as "that drink kicked my ass last night".  The morning after the second night of Hazarittas there was about half a pitcher left and half a jug of Bloody Mary mix left, so that morning was the creation of Bloody Rittas.  The guys drinking them thought they were prety good.

Had a friend that insisted of always having a jug of Lectric Lemonade on hand everywhere.    He travled with the stuff.  His version was a quart bottle of 100 proof Smirnoff vodka poured in a clean gallon milk jug then filled with lemonade.  Only took a couple of those to seriously impair you.  He especially liked passing off  Lectric Lemonade on the unintiated.  Many never knew what hit them so quick.  He ran out one night, so we picked up another bottle, but the liquour store was out of lemonade and the grocery store was closed.   He poured the vodka into the jug, then cruised through the drive thru at the fast food place and ordered a milk jug of lemonade.  The girl didn't have a clue so he drove up to the window and handed her the jug and told her to fill it up with lemonade.  She asked if she should dump it out first and he about went nuts getting her not to.  She did fill it up and didn't even charge him for the lemonade, but had  drink of it straight from the jug.  He also use to make a killer Bloody Mary of his own concoction.

Have had a few bottles of the Tequila or mescal or whatever it is with the worm in it.  Supposedly the worm was a Peyote worm that was hatched inside of a peyote bud and then ate the bud as it grew absorbing the hulucinegenic qualities of the peyote.  Did eat the worm once and didn't notice anything.  Made chilie with the end of another bottle and put the worm in the chilie.  I got the stuff in Texas and supposedly at least one of the bottles had been smuggled in from Mexico.  That bottle was stolen during a break in when I was in college.

Now I just drink fake beer.  The non alcohol stuff.  Kaliber, I think made by Guiness is the best.  I have had friends drink several of them before they realized it was NA. 

   
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Re: ¿¿Favorite "Adult Beverage"??
« Reply #56 on: May 05, 2009, 12:55:11 AM »
Now I just drink fake beer.  The non alcohol stuff.  Kaliber, I think made by Guiness is the best.  I have had friends drink several of them before they realized it was NA.    

I mean no offense at all by this... Must also warn a very VERY tasteless joke it about to be revealed.

Non-Alcoholic beer is like 'eating out' your sister.... It may taste the same but it just ain't right!

Apologizing in advance,
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Re: ¿¿Favorite "Adult Beverage"??
« Reply #57 on: May 05, 2009, 01:18:04 AM »
I mean no offense at all by this... Most also warn a very VERY tasteless joke it about to be revealed.

Non-Alcoholic beer is like 'eating out' your sister.... It may taste the same but it just ain't right!

Apologizing in advance,
True_Texan  ;D
Tasteless indeed! Kaliber is actually quite good, and I do enjoy an NA beer as I really don't like sweet drinks of any sort. As far as your "joke", the reason I'm not still shudering with disgust is the image of a wet and naked M'lette running through the sprinklers.;D (sorry Marshall)
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Re: ¿¿Favorite "Adult Beverage"??
« Reply #58 on: May 05, 2009, 07:46:21 AM »
Start with straight Crown, and as the evening goes on add some Coke to slow things down.

I enjoy beer when grilling or BBQing, or at the office late at night ... none of you are from here so I can say this (I was sworn to secrecy prior to being being given the gift bag) ... My Pastors brought me some Fat Tire the other day when I was really busy and they sensed a stress overload  ;D  Now that is what I call Pastoral counseling  ;D
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Re: ¿¿Favorite "Adult Beverage"??
« Reply #59 on: May 05, 2009, 08:20:29 AM »
Start with straight Crown, and as the evening goes on add some Coke to slow things down.

I enjoy beer when grilling or BBQing, or at the office late at night ... none of you are from here so I can say this (I was sworn to secrecy prior to being being given the gift bag) ... My Pastors brought me some Fat Tire the other day when I was really busy and they sensed a stress overload  ;D  Now that is what I call Pastoral counseling  ;D

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