How to get out of Jury Duty Montana style.

[Teresa Heilevang]

How to get out of Jury Duty Montana style.

I couldnt save it to a picture so you will have to open up the pdf file I have attached.
but it is well worth it..
Hahahahahaha

[long762range]

I was sitting in a jury pool here in Texas.  One of the lawyers asked a prospective juror "Can you be fair to the defendant?"  She said "No".  The attorney looked at her and said "Why?".  She answered "He is here" and pointed to the court.  They dismissed her from duty.
As she was leaving the rest of the members of the jury pool looked at her as if to say:   "Why did I not think of that?"

[Texas_Bryan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGsnjUCAVg4

[Bidah]

That is not something that I would expect from Belgrade, but very funny anyway.  I guess he is not the type to beat around the tree is he..

FWIW, when called for Jury duty here, you are on the list for a year.  You have to call and go whenever they have you down to show up.

-Bidah

[Green Mountain Gringo]

With all respect.....Larry David may have done it the best..... 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MFebZlUJ7E

[Sponsor]

[twyacht]

Maybe I missed the point about counting wrinkles on his dogs WHAT?

I already figured he'd be the one to say "Fry em' all" I'm not prejudiced, I hate all the scumbags,....

 

[callithump]

Dianne Sawyer said she was asked similar questions by a Judge. He asked her if she could be impartial about the truth to which she said "yes". The Courtroom burst into laughter. She said it was the most embarrassing moment of her life.

Belgrade is a nice little town, the dude will wish he'd been more tactful. There's a little book out called the Citizens Rule Book - Bill of Rights Jury Handbook by Whitten Publishers in Phoenix. It addresses the absolute power of the Juror and is quite informative.

[Sgt Z Squad]

Can we get him to run for president?

[Rob10ring]

So, did that get him off the hook?

Here in Socialist Republik of Kalifornia, he'd be heading to jail. They might even reinstate courtyard hangings.

[seeker_two]

I was sitting in a jury pool here in Texas.  One of the lawyers asked a prospective juror "Can you be fair to the defendant?"  She said "No".  The attorney looked at her and said "Why?".  She answered "He is here" and pointed to the court.  They dismissed her from duty.

The very first time I was called for jury duty, the defendant's lawyer asked me something similar. I (being 18 and starting to study psychology) said that I thought the defendant guilty due to his body language and mannerisms. I was dismissed on the spot. Thirty minutes later, the defendant's lawyer cuts a deal with the DA and judge....That was almost 20 years and two towns ago, and I've never been called to serve on a jury since....