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From the White House Chief Science Director
« on: May 27, 2009, 10:37:11 AM »
According to the WH Chief Science Director (to insignificant to look up his name) if everyone on Earth painted their roofs white it would reduce global warming. Sunlight would be reflected back into Outer Space and not heat up our atmosphere.  I heard the guy is a Nobel Laurette.  Sounds to me like another DC Whitewash!  The next move will probably be to authorize Congress to allocate funding to the United Nations, who will be put in charge of policing and enforcement.  The Rolling Stones will be commissioned to release a song entitled "Paint it White" and all government radio stations will be required to play it hourly.  The cuckoo clock has struck 12:00!
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Re: From the White House Chief Science Director
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2009, 10:48:16 AM »
OOH! OOH! I have an even BETTERER (sic) idea!

Lets cover the (mother) earth in SPF 40! 




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Re: From the White House Chief Science Director
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2009, 10:48:43 AM »
White.......WHITE!

I find this entire concept very appalling. What about colors of pigment? They are going to feel inferior. Any color of pigment can do the job just as good as white. Racist bastard. We need to take this opportunity to reach out to all colors and show them they are loved (exept white, we all know what a no good pigmentless oppressor he is).
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Re: From the White House Chief Science Director
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2009, 10:54:26 AM »
OH, wait! I gots an idea even betterer than that...use zinc oxide!  UV protection AND reflection!

Is I a genuize er what!  ;D



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Re: From the White House Chief Science Director
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2009, 11:02:02 AM »
Give it up    MOTHER !@#$%^&*()_ITCH 8) 8) 8)

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Re: From the White House Chief Science Director
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2009, 11:21:23 AM »
According to the WH Chief Science Director (to insignificant to look up his name) if everyone on Earth painted their roofs white it would reduce global warming. Sunlight would be reflected back into Outer Space and not heat up our atmosphere.  I heard the guy is a Nobel Laurette.  Sounds to me like another DC Whitewash!  The next move will probably be to authorize Congress to allocate funding to the United Nations, who will be put in charge of policing and enforcement.  The Rolling Stones will be commissioned to release a song entitled "Paint it White" and all government radio stations will be required to play it hourly.  The cuckoo clock has struck 12:00!

The director who said this is the Yoh fella we talked about a few months back  - singularly unqualified to hold this position except as a mouthpiece for uber-lib insanities passing as science. Note that he doesn't address the fact that in the northern climes, a dark roof also helps heat the space below it by absorbing sunlight and converting it to heat. Making our roofs white will only increase our energy consumption in the winter - assuming of course that our insect overlords allow us to do that.

BTW, it is MHO that this is how we will be led - through the international community. bho ain't the brightest bulb in the pack, but his handlers are cunning, and they probably know they cannot undo the Bill of Rights. But, agree to UN programs or other treaties that supersede the Constitution, well then, there you have it - no more rights. Our "elected" representatives have approved these treaties, so give 'em up - all of your rights, weapons, anything that makes you, well, you.

see here for an example: http://www.canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/11390
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Re: From the White House Chief Science Director
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2009, 11:31:07 AM »
Actually guys, hate to break the bad news, but thre is science here. There was a study in Phoenix about increased temps in the city over the last few decades. It wsn't blamed on global warming, but on increased development, particularly the heat trapped in asphalt and, yes, dark roofs. When I graduated college I bought a brand new ( un airconditioned)  dark blue Ford Ranger for the princely some of $6000. The F150 I drive now is white, despite the AC. There is a reason for that. ;D
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Re: From the White House Chief Science Director
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2009, 01:04:01 PM »
The same goals could be accomplished by putting butt plugs in all the cow's asses.
....at least for awhile.
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Re: From the White House Chief Science Director
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2009, 01:09:35 PM »
The same goals could be accomplished by putting butt plugs in all the cow's asses.
....at least for awhile.


PETA would just love that one Jay. Think of the methane gas back up that would cause :-X
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Re: From the White House Chief Science Director
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2009, 01:17:37 PM »
PETA would just love that one Jay. Think of the methane gas back up that would cause :-X
True, but the gay rights folks might approve. ;D
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