From the White House Chief Science Director

[shooter32]

True, but the gay rights folks might approve.
FQ13

OOO NO YOU DID'NT..



To the corner>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[fightingquaker13]

OOO NO YOU DID'NT..



To the corner>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Fine, but there better be beer.
FQ13

[Pathfinder]

PETA would just love that one Jay. Think of the methane gas back up that would cause

Reminds me of a Jr. HS joke that went around years ago - punchline was something like - "Man killed by flying cork and s$%# storm"

[tt11758]

The same goals could be accomplished by putting butt plugs in all the cow's asses.
....at least for awhile.

I can see the headlines now:

"THOUSANDS KILLED IN MAURE FLOOD...ONE MAN KILLED BY FLYING CORK"

[graywolf]

Note this for future reference!  The White House will reveal that men with full heads of hair are absorbing massive quantities of sunlight that are being trapped in our atmosphere and contributing to climate change (Note: global warming is not politically correct anymore).  Baldies, like me, and skinheads will reflect said sunlight and will receive substantial compensation in the form of carbon credits that will allow us to drive massive SUVs while the rest of you will be relegated to public transportation or shoe boxes that we used to call automobiles. 

[Sponsor]

[fightingquaker13]

Note this for future reference!  The White House will reveal that men with full heads of hair are absorbing massive quantities of sunlight that are being trapped in our atmosphere and contributing to climate change (Note: global warming is not politically correct anymore).  Baldies, like me, and skinheads will reflect said sunlight and will receive substantial compensation in the form of carbon credits that will allow us to drive massive SUVs while the rest of you will be relegated to public transportation or shoe boxes that we used to call automobiles. 

It will help Pincus get his Charger.
FQ13

[twyacht]

Marshal'ette and I want to know if blondes count as reflecting harmful global warming rays.

I brought more beer for the corner, ........

[r_w]

Just get all the politicians to SHUT UP for a day or two and there would be enough reduction in hot air to reverse any supposed climate change.

[ericire12]

Dont forget to inflate your tires too people....... and lets not forget to use hand sanitizer to fight off the swine flu