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Hazcat

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Did Ya Ever Notice............
« on: May 28, 2009, 10:46:14 PM »
When yer in a mood to 'chat' yer also too drunk to type?  ;D
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Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2009, 10:47:44 PM »
***BURP***......yep.        ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
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Hazcat

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Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2009, 10:49:18 PM »
When ya really, really want to make that shot.....you couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a base fiddle?  ;D
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Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2009, 10:55:20 PM »
...when you want to flay some dullard asshole, your normally sharp whit becomes a crude bludgeon.  ....
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Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2009, 11:44:41 PM »
...when Haz gets bored, he starts some random and strange thread?  ;D
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Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
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Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2009, 07:25:29 PM »
... if you go to bed with an itchy butt you wake up with smelly fingers.  ;D

That joke's over 30 years old. Don't blame me, I didn't write it.
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Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2009, 08:26:01 PM »
Quote from: Hazcat on May 28, 2009, 10:49:18 PM
When ya really, really want to make that shot.....you couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a base fiddle?  ;D

the way I heard it from a former friend was, " I was so drunk I couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a snow shovel".
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Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2009, 08:27:22 PM »
Quote from: jaybet on May 29, 2009, 08:26:01 PM

the way I heard it from a former friend was, " I was so drunk I couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a snow shovel".


That's because you're in NJ and he's in Florida  ;D
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Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2009, 08:30:16 PM »
For those that recognize ANYONE on this video:

DENY IT!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZmDWltBziM


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Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2009, 08:40:28 PM »
So let's chat ;D
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