For reasons I can’t begin to imagine, he has taken umbrage at Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh for suggesting he’s not a Republican.
Frankly, I’m shocked... Shocked Shocked Wink that he continues to insist he is one. I, for one, began doubting it years ago, when, as Secretary of State, he publicly opposed George Bush over the invasion of Iraq. When, in 2008, he timed his endorsement of Barack Obama to do the most damage to John McCain’s campaign, I naturally assumed Mr. Powell had finally gotten around to changing his registration. After all, if you can’t support McCain, who was about as close to being a Democrat as a GOP candidate could be, what Republican could Mr. Powell get behind? Abe Lincoln?
I keep asking myself why, after supporting the most left-wing presidential candidate since Henry Wallace, the man would insist on calling himself a Republican. Frankly, I’m stumped, but, human nature being what it is, it must obviously work to his benefit.
Well, at my age, I need every possible edge I can get. Therefore, I am now announcing that I’m a Democrat.
Understand this:
I am opposed to the bail-outs and to the monstrous debt Obama is running up.
I am opposed to the feds taking over car companies, banks and lending institutions, and determining executive salaries.
I am opposed to Barack Obama’s cavalier attitude towards Iran’s nuclear program;
his kowtowing to Arab princes, ACORN and the UAW;
his activities on behalf of Harry Reid’s re-election campaign;
his endorsement of a paramilitary organization that appears to be patterned on earlier models created by Hitler and Mussolini;
and to his search for a “compassionate” Supreme Court justice.
I am also opposed to his bringing Cuban-style health care to the U.S.;
and I am opposed to the mind-boggling inflation that his profligate spending will inevitably bring to bear on all taxpayers, not just those super rich Americans he kept targeting, Che Guevara fashion, during his campaign.
What’s more, I’m not too crazy about a guy who names the family dog after his own initials. I am curious, though, considering that Bo was a gift from Ted Kennedy, whether he drinks from a toilet bowl or a whiskey bottle.
Finally, at the risk of sounding boastful, I’d like to say that I’m the best kind of Democrat. I’m the kind who votes for Republicans 100%.