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Good Old sayings LOST
« on: June 18, 2009, 10:08:00 PM »
this May ( will turn in to NSFW )  ;)  and I can see me going to the corner for a few beers soon ;)  but hay DILLIGAF



this is for all the good old sayings that your Grandfather would of had  that are lost in time


I may have to translate to american a few of the ones i post hehe 
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Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them, disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them. The only thing you can’t do is ignore them

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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2009, 10:20:25 PM »
Wouldn't pull a greasy stick out of a dogs arse

He's got a head like dropped pie

She's had more pricks than a pin cushion

Busier  than ... a One legged man in an arse kicking competition

When busy your "Flat out like a lizard drinking"

She's not the best looking ... But she can suck start a Harley

That Bastard ... couldn't lie straight in bed....

I've seen better legs on a coffee table

I've seen better heads on a glass of beer.

Its that windy I seen a chook lay the same egg 3 times.

She went down faster than a $2 hooker.

To think out of a million sperm he was the winner...... or the strongest...


and one the old man told me once when I was in the shit ( again  )
I'll kick your arse so hard your nose will bleed
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Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them, disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them. The only thing you can’t do is ignore them

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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2009, 11:06:28 PM »
Reading this made me happier than a puppy with two peters!
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2009, 11:28:33 PM »
LOL very LOL ;D
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2009, 11:37:41 PM »
Off like a brides nighty   

Off like a 7 day-old jews foreskin   

Off like a bucket of prawns in the sun   

Off like a warm fish milkshake
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Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them, disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them. The only thing you can’t do is ignore them

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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2009, 12:15:57 AM »
 I'll kick a puddle up your ass and walk it dry
I was so scared you couldn't have drove a needle up my ass with a sledge hammer
He's so crooked when he dies they'll have to screw him into the ground
"All stove up" referring to some one or something that got smashed up
One that people still use but have no idea what it means is "Bung hole" That's the fill hole of a barrel, the old wooden barrel had them on the side.  Bartenders kept a club handy called a "bung starter" for knocking the plug (bung) out of the bung hole, or knocking the heads of rowdy patrons.
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2009, 12:52:38 AM »
Hey, I've heard quite a few of these by the old timers in my family that are long gone now.....
Thanks for bringing them back to my memory.....Funny memories  :D
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2009, 12:57:29 AM »
Dip me in shit and roll me in bread crumbs
I'm going to shove my foot so far up your ass my laces are going to fly out your nose
Your so stupid you took a knife to a gun fight
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2009, 01:05:19 AM »
One that a friend of my Mom's use to say was:
"Can't fell in a bucket of paint and said I'll try."

Another:
"Your head is so far up your butt you have to fart to see daylight"
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2009, 03:13:28 AM »
When the Fecal material hits the oscilating ventalation device.
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