you know your a gun guy when...

[blackwolfe]

You name your cat Ruger and your dog Skeeter (Skelton) and your fiends have dogs named Elmer (Kieth),  (win) Chester. and Gunner.

You know your really a gun guy when you start naming your kids John Moses, Cody, Colt, Cooper, Jordan, Annie, and Squibby.

And you start naming your guns Maggie and Elsa.

[blackwolfe]

You have more gun books in your personal library that all those other unimportant ones combined.

You know yor really a gun guy when you have more gun owners manuals than cable TV channels and you read them for entertainment.

[blackwolfe]

When you match the caliber of your birthday present to your age.  .22, .30, .32, .38, .40, .44, .45, .50.  Then start adding numbers together to find a match.

[tombogan03884]

You state the 10 or 12 reasons guns are better than women to your sister-in-law.

When one of your favorite lines from a book is:  Women?, &@$% women, you should see my gun collection!"

No wonder I have a tendency to piss people off, especially women, and single.  Anyone got a sister that likes guns owns a gun store ?

[Pathfinder]

A remake of the old Richard Boone joke - the perfect woman is an independently wealthy nymphomaniac that owns a liquor gun store.

[Sponsor]

[1911 Junkie]

You name your cat Ruger and your dog Skeeter (Skelton) and your fiends have dogs named Elmer (Kieth),  (win) Chester. and Gunner.

You know your really a gun guy when you start naming your kids John Moses, Cody, Colt, Cooper, Jordan, Annie, and Squibby.

And you start naming your guns Maggie and Elsa.

My sons name is Samuel Colton. I have no idea where it came from.

[ericire12]

..... You go raving mad over the misuse of the word "Clip".

























*waiting patiently

[ericire12]

.... You are not at all disappointed by the fact that "Gun Porn" does not involve pics of naked ladies

[blackwolfe]

.... You are not at all disappointed by the fact that "Gun Porn" does not involve pics of naked ladies with guns and don't notice they're naked.

Fixed.

[fightingquaker13]

You meet an attractive woman  who has a CCW, and shows you her kimber .45, to which you respond "Nice piece", without a trace of innuendo. (In my defense she was dating a friend, but still....sad)
FQ13