you know your a gun guy when...

[tt11758]

Didn't I loan you my truck for that move ... I'm sure I did, and that sounds like some stuff I'm missing 

Are you sure you'd notice?   

[tt11758]

You get excited by the arrival of this month's Midway USA circular!!

[Pathfinder]

Didn't I loan you my truck for that move ... I'm sure I did, and that sounds like some stuff I'm missing 

Well, that would explain where the dead guy came from too . . . .   

OK, heading for the corner - haven't been there in a while, M'ette give up and let us keep the big screen? ? ? ?

[Dakotaranger]

You got more excited when your neighbor talks about buying her first pistol than you were on your last date (not the neighbor).  Took neighbor to Scheels tonight.  She liked the pink S&W snubbie.

[fightingquaker13]

...you are looking through a "mystery box" from your last move, and you find:

1 Glock 23
6 magazines for the above Glock 23

1 COMPLETE M4 Lower

180 rounds of Winchester Ranger 40 Cal ammo.

Yes...this was me 3 weeks ago.  The box had ben in my closet in my man room for 2 years.  I actually FORGOT I owned that particular G23 and lower receiver!

Can I "help" you move next time?
FQ13

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[Dakotaranger]

You get Showtime just to watch the reality show that Michael Blogged about on Friday http://michaelbane.blogspot.com/2009/06/great-second-amendment-news-round-up.html

[fightingquaker13]

No wonder I have a tendency to piss people off, especially women, and single.  Anyone got a sister that likes guns?

I've got an (almost) ex-girl friend that likes bluegrass, fly fishing, guns, flying, fast Jap bikes and sex, in no paticular order.I'm giving myself thirty days to fix things up.After that, I'll introduce you, for a reasonable fee of course.
FQ13 Who has managed to screw up royally, but doesn't quite understand how

[blackwolfe]

I've got an (almost) ex-girl friend that likes bluegrass, fly fishing, guns, flying, fast Jap bikes and sex, in no paticular order.I'm giving myself thirty days to fix things up.After that, I'll introduce you, for a reasonable fee of course.
FQ13 Who has managed to screw up royally, but doesn't quite understand how

Isn't that pimping?

Maybe youwill have answered the how question, when you answer my question.

[fightingquaker13]

Isn't that pimping?

Maybe youwill have answered the how question, when you answer my question.

Nah, I just said an introduction. She's jewish, and an agnostic all 36 years of her life. BUT, she hears the clock ticking and wants a kid, and has gotten religion. We've only been toghether a couple of months, and most of that as friends with benefits, not officially dating. Now, she's talking weddings and kids. Not something I was ready for, plus, part of the deal is she wants me to convert. Thats never going to happen. A great girl, I can see the wedding, maybe even the kid, but I'm a Christian and I'll stay that way. However, I hear, they don't actually circumsize you just draw a drop of blood at your Bris. Nothig to worry about Blackwolfe. Maybe you can be the nice jewish boy I can't be.
FQ13 who still thinks being a nice Episcopal boy ought to count for something

[blackwolfe]

Nah, I just said an introduction. She's jewish, and an agnostic all 36 years of her life. BUT, she hears the clock ticking and wants a kid, and has gotten religion. We've only been toghether a couple of months, and most of that as friends with benefits, not officially dating. Now, she's talking weddings and kids. Not something I was ready for, plus, part of the deal is she wants me to convert. Thats never going to happen. A great girl, I can see the wedding, maybe even the kid, but I'm a Christian and I'll stay that way. However, I hear, they don't actually circumsize you just draw a drop of blood at your Bris. Nothig to worry about Blackwolfe. Maybe you can be the nice jewish boy I can't be.
FQ13 who still thinks being a nice Episcopal boy ought to count for something

Careful FQ if she hears the clock ticking you may just be a daddy before you know it.   As far as those benefits go, just see how beneficial it is if you become an unmarried daddy.  I have a good friend who's girlfriend's clock was ticking and thought she would "convince" my friend to convert.  Needless to say it didn't work and 10 years later it's still a mess.

I'm old enough to be her daddy, which really doesn't matter to me, but as the grandson of a 50 years in the pulpit Lutheran minister, I'm not a canidate for conversion.  I'm also not a canidate to be a daddy again.