After reading all of these , I think I'm married to a guy!
Teresa has bullets, casings, shotgun shells scattered all over and in all her coat pockets ( and sometimes in the laundry and (to my dismay) the suitcases in the airport and always has one of her little pistols stashed on her someplace.
And she wanted to go to a machine gun shoot for our anniversary...so yep.. I'm hitched to a guy!

LOL
But believe me, I'm not complaining.

***I just actually gave her a long hard look and I'm definitely mistaken. She's not a guy.

Not by a long shot could she be mistaken for a guy.

So I'm safe. ***
