Is it just me?
Does Jesse Abbate make ya'll wanna go out and buy a Glock? 
Discuss amoungst yourselves.......
No, there are some things even a skirt can't make me do. On the other hand, she does have another affect on me, something like this old joke I posted a long time ago -
There was this very gorgeous and shapely young lady who worked at the local General Store, an old time one with shelves to the ceiling and a ladder running along the wall. Seems word got out that in the summer, when it was hot, she would do without undergarments under her skirts.
One summer day, three young guys who had heard about her lack of dress stopped in the store. She asked the first one what he wanted. The guy looked around and spied raisin bread on the top shelf. So that's what he asked for. Up the ladder she went, and sure enough they all got a good eyeful. She came down the ladder, unaware of the show she had just given, and rang up the purchase.
About this time an old geezer walked into the store and he stood with the boys waiting his turn. The young lady asked the second guy what he wanted, and he dutifully pointed to the top shelf and said raisin bread. Up the ladder she went, and all four of the men - young and old - got a good eyeful.
Down she came, rang up the tab, and turned to the third young man. He hemmed and hawed, and finally blurted out "Raisin bread!". Up the ladder she went, with everything on display, when she turned and asked the old man - "Is yours raisin too?"
Naw, he replied, but it's twitchin' a mite!
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