Michael Jackson Dies

[billt]

Those who leeched off him for all those years will now have to find real jobs.  Bill T.

[runstowin]

Michael Jackson the pervert, that renders anything else he did irrelevant.

[Ping]

I agree with Frisco. I will miss Farrah. Could not give two or more craps whether Michael Jackson was gone or not. He had the world in his hand and threw it all away cause he had issues to deal with. So did Farrah, and she went out more of a man than Micheal....

[fightingquaker13]

Michael Jackson the pervert, that renders anything else he did irrelevant.

Not irrelevant. You have to look at the whole picture. I'm not a fan of his music, but millions were. It is worth remembering. But in the grand scheme of things, the child molestor bit is far more important, and overshadows the rest. I feel for his family, but I don't mourn him.
FQ13

[Ping]

My personal opinion??? Micheal J. would be a target figure on the range as is Osama Bin Laden!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[philw]

most of these have been SMS'ed to me during the day  are all politicly incorrect   so enjoy  if you are not a MJ Fan 

Least he'll turn black again as they process him through the crematorium

A whole generation of little kids will breathe a sigh of relief. I'm sure Bubbles will miss him.

Michael jackson passed away this morning from a massive heart attack. Authorities have released a statement saying that they will melt his body down and make plastic toys so kids can play with him for a change,

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The makers of White King Bleach will now have to place a further warning on all the containers to read some thing like this " Excessive and prolonged use of bleach may result in death"

Confirmation has just come through that the legendary Michael Jackson has died of food poisoning. Apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts

michael jackson never died from a heart attck, he was already at the hospital in the childrens ward and had a stroke

They just released his will, he wants to be recycled into plastic action figures so he can still play with kids

Someone rang 911 and advised that a black male was having a heart attack, the paramedics got there within 2 min but spent the next 30min looking for the BLACKMAN

I heard they were going to sing Elton John's "Don't let your son go down on me" at the funeral.

Macca's have released a tribute burger. It has 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns


When farah fawcett got to heaven st peter said she could have one wish. She said  she wanted all the children in the world saved. So god killed michael jackson

[Ping]

Glad to see PhilW was on top of it. Sorry for the Gallow's Humour Folks.

[philw]

Glad to see PhilW was on top of it. Sorry for the Gallow's Humour Folks.

yea I know they are a little distasteful   




funny some of them though

[philw]

more here  lol   http://www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com/

did not take them long    

[Kid Shelleen]

Not only was he a child molester, he screwed Sir Paul McCartney out of the rights to a bunch of the Beatles songs, and he was an icon to the assholes wrecking the country with socialism. He was also doing everything in his power to shaft the people who worked for him.

Ditto.

Headline should read: Jacko Wacko'd off. Another Hollywierd O.D.

Farrah, I'll miss.

Funny jokes Philly