You know why they call it the "pokey" , right? 
BTW, Anybody seen Tom lately? 
Surprisingly enough I'm still on the outside, however my phone clicks and buzzes, conversations in my Apt. get rebroadcast on the radio, and there is a veritable traffic jam of "Black Helicopters" following me around.
The last is the one that worries me since I live under the flight path for the local hospital.
And just in case the globalist regime of the Illegal alien bastard, The tax cheat AG, and that traitor bitch at DHS have any doubts, Yes I am indeed a Veteran, PRO gun, PRO AMERICA, anti communist Patriot so by their standards I am indeed a "right wing extremist".