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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #80 on: July 08, 2009, 11:56:41 AM »
Quote from: ericire12 on July 07, 2009, 09:23:01 PM
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I sincerely hope you go heeled 24/7.




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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #81 on: July 09, 2009, 10:33:23 AM »
We all know criminals are stupid.

Question of the day: Which gender constitutes the highest percentage of the prison population - male or female?
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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #82 on: July 09, 2009, 11:27:32 AM »
Quote from: Angie on July 09, 2009, 10:33:23 AM
We all know criminals are stupid.

Question of the day: Which gender constitutes the highest percentage of the prison population - male or female?

A: male

*Your theory is a little over simplistic, however. I have met many a stupid person who has never served time in prison or committed a felony
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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #83 on: July 09, 2009, 02:48:57 PM »
Quote from: TAB on June 30, 2009, 06:03:48 PM
I've been rear ended 14x in the last 5 years...

Are you one of those guys in their big ole pick up that goes 5 to 10 miles an hour under the speed limit looking at everything but the road??!!   ;D
As much as I think this thread sucks because I'm on the wrong end of the gender spectrum here, I hesitate to add this.....
But it was hilarious, so Here I go........ I was driving back from Spokane this weekend in the rain. I was watching some pretty cool lightening going on.  I'm looking down the road and I see this kinda flat, short looking vehicle coming my way. I'm wondering what the heck it is, but it was hard to tell in the nice weather. I watch it for a while, it was coming out of the lightening storm area and it looked weird.....   It finally gets close enough so I could make it out......it was a Jaguar----CONVERTIBLE!!!!!-----   And I am SO embarrassed to say, a woman was driving it.......Blonde she was, but female none the less.  She was all California-fied with the top down, a scarf on and her shades on...........I couldn't tell if they had little wiper blades on 'em  or not though    ;D

Thats all I have on this thread......Anything else will only bring wrath my way   :-X
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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #84 on: July 09, 2009, 02:55:01 PM »
Quote from: red364 on July 09, 2009, 02:48:57 PM
Are you one of those guys in their big ole pick up that goes 5 to 10 miles an hour under the speed limit looking at everything but the road??!!   ;D
As much as I think this thread sucks because I'm on the wrong end of the gender spectrum here, I hesitate to add this.....
But it was hilarious, so Here I go........ I was driving back from Spokane this weekend in the rain. I was watching some pretty cool lightening going on.  I'm looking down the road and I see this kinda flat, short looking vehicle coming my way. I'm wondering what the heck it is, but it was hard to tell in the nice weather. I watch it for a while, it was coming out of the lightening storm area and it looked weird.....   It finally gets close enough so I could make it out......it was a Jaguar----CONVERTIBLE!!!!!-----   And I am SO embarrassed to say, a woman was driving it.......Blonde she was, but female none the less.  She was all California-fied with the top down, a scarf on and her shades on...........I couldn't tell if they had little wiper blades on 'em  or not though    ;D

Thats all I have on this thread......Anything else will only bring wrath my way   :-X

ROFL  ;D
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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #85 on: July 09, 2009, 02:59:07 PM »
Quote from: TAB on June 30, 2009, 06:03:48 PM
I've been rear ended 14x in the last 5 years... 13 of those it was a women. 

Quit braggin'!!!

This ain't Sex Talk with Dr. Ruth!

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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #86 on: July 09, 2009, 03:45:35 PM »
Quote from: m58 on July 09, 2009, 02:59:07 PM
Quit braggin'!!!

This ain't Sex Talk with Dr. Ruth!

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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #87 on: July 09, 2009, 04:03:51 PM »
Quote from: m58 on July 09, 2009, 02:59:07 PM
Quit braggin'!!!

This ain't Sex Talk with Dr. Ruth!

 ;)

Now that one should win comment of the day - Eric? ? ? ? ? ?
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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #88 on: July 09, 2009, 05:37:30 PM »
Quote from: m58 on July 08, 2009, 12:01:38 AM
First things first:

TT, What brand of beer did you put in the kegerator?

Back to shoes:

Two words ... Barefoot  &  Pregnant

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Miller Lite in one side, and Amber  Bock in the other.


And as far as barefoot and pregnant, Mrs. T and I are at the point in our lives where, while we don't mind TRYING, we sure as HELL don't wanna succeed!!
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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #89 on: July 09, 2009, 05:47:54 PM »
Quote from: TAB on June 30, 2009, 06:03:48 PM
I've been rear ended 14x in the last 5 years... 13 of those it was a women.  most of those times they were on thier cell phone.
Holy smokes. I hope they used small members in their strap-ons. ;D
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