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MikeBjerum

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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #50 on: July 02, 2009, 08:16:44 PM »
Quote from: Rastus on July 02, 2009, 07:12:19 PM

E X A C T L Y !  WHY INDEED?  

[color=/color]]Because they know it pisses us off.  It is all just a test that we will never win no matter what we do  >:(
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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #51 on: July 02, 2009, 08:19:52 PM »
Note screw up in the color command of my previous post? 

No woman to tell me how to do it ... Actually no woman to tell me I did it wrong, but I'm going out on a limb that it will be my fault  ;)
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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #52 on: July 02, 2009, 08:40:18 PM »
my war dept. is a talker.
in fact there's times I can't shut her up.
the funny part is watching her, she uses her hands alot. sometimes, just to be spiteful, I'll grab her hands and hold her still. she shut's up and gives me a confused look. awesome!
the best part is that she forgets what she's talking about so when she asks me an opinion I can just make something up and she'll be satisfied.  ;D
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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #53 on: July 04, 2009, 02:46:26 PM »
I'm short on time, but I lettin' ya know - This thread is now on my "to do" list (for one).

You've been warned...
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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #54 on: July 04, 2009, 02:50:49 PM »
Quote from: Angie on July 04, 2009, 02:46:26 PM
I'm short on time, but I lettin' ya know - This thread is now on my "to do" list (for one).

You've been warned...

Well guys, been nice knowin ya.
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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #55 on: July 04, 2009, 02:57:15 PM »
Quote from: 1911 Junkie on July 04, 2009, 02:50:49 PM
Well guys, been nice knowin ya.

And all the girls are gonna laugh at 'em, too....
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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #56 on: July 04, 2009, 03:27:15 PM »
Do we have bullet-proof ballistic panels for the corner yet?


Somehow, I don't think the 'old western movie thing' of flipping over a table to hide behind will be quite enough.    :o
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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #57 on: July 04, 2009, 03:35:27 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on July 04, 2009, 03:27:15 PM
Do we have bullet-proof ballistic panels for the corner yet?

M'ette won't allow em  :(

The two standard commands are as follows:

Incoming Look sharp it is on the way;

Bend over and kiss your ass goodbye  Self explanatory.
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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #58 on: July 04, 2009, 03:52:44 PM »
I hadn't seen Angie on the forum lately and I'm glad she's back...............I think.

Stock up the corner guys.
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Re: Women are so stupid -- come get some, M'ette!
« Reply #59 on: July 04, 2009, 03:55:12 PM »
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Stock up the corner guys.

Haz stopped for cheeze wiz two days ago.....but either lost it or ate it before he got to the corner..... we need more.


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For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

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