I've decided to take the next three and a half years a little different than planned:
#1 Stop surfing porn and watch news reports of Pres. BHO and his travels;
#2 Contact Secret Service dating line;
#3 Learn how to totally ignore wife that is within striking distance and drool in public ... OK, I'm old enough to drool in public, but most people in the nursing home do;
#4 GET DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!!!