Ahh, raised there I think I'm qualified. Also, it might be I don't care much.

Try to see the humor in it, y'all know it's true. Hey True Texan I don't really get my shorts in much of a knot about which group of thieves anyone prefers. Didn't know any people in Texas in my life who thought either one was, as another Texan (with a lower regard for his own class than most) liked to say, "Worth a pitcher of warm spit." Sort of like what kind of lawyer (which they all are on top of everything else!) do you like best.
Heck, TexasBryan, in Texas I've seen fighting in icehouses over who can spit furthest when both were to drunk to spit past their lip. Fights about who is the best Texan is probably the number one drunken fight reason. Maybe we should have a "Texas Drunken Fight Reason Top Ten " list. Heck, it would probably top number 2,, "I was next on the pooltable." Run down to the 411and a half in Houston across from my old pipefitter hall and right behing Texas Pipebending where I used to work. Don't know if there are any of the old union guys left after Houston's 80's collapse, but that place used to be WILD. You best not play the pool table unless you want to fight, somehow the simple lining up of quarters ended up clearing the place once a night. Of course, it is about the size of a two car garage, so even a little fight drove everybody out (I'd say the door had there been one other than roll down garage doors) or into the fight when they got a bop. I still have the deviated septum from that dive. Ah, what a blast that was when the union meetings would end and way too many union brothers would try to fit in there- being the next nearest ice house was out by 146. Too bad the whole oil patch collapse ruined Houston in the 80's, I used to live up in Porter. Nice country place, Porter was. Used to be way out back then, though I couldn't hardly even find it last time I went through Houston. Become a freakin' suburb, and not even close to the edge of Houston- but now it is way INSIDE of Houston. Heck, same in Kemah where I went to high school. Was way outside until Nasa moved to Clear Lake City and Houston stretched down 25 miles or so and swallowed it all up. Drove out to my sister's in Sealy, now even that is right at the edge of Houston. Biggest city I ever saw, at least square miles wise. Yeck! Aint enough Texans there either, TB.