Ok Tab... this is how a marriage works!
TAB had only been married for two weeks. He...., although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. He missed being with them.
So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'
'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked his wife.
'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'
His wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India ,etc.
TAB didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar....you know.....they have frozen glasses...'
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because his new wife interrupted him by saying,
'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
TAB, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back.. I promise. OK?'
You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know....there's swearing, dirty words and all that...'
She looked at him and gave him her best smile and said...'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fu**ing beer in your g*%damn frozen mug and eat your mo*%#f**%ing snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't f*#@ing going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?'
..........and TAB and his bride lived happily ever after.
Now, isn't that a sweet story?!!
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