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Re: Just when you thought it was safe
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2009, 04:28:52 PM »
It's been so long I don't know how I like my women. But I do remember that I like women.
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Re: Just when you thought it was safe
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2009, 04:29:07 PM »
Quote from: Kid Shelleen on July 23, 2009, 04:26:56 PM
Don't stand. Use the recliner. There's cold beer in the fridge, plenty of jerky, crackers and cheese whiz. Enjoy the big screen and the rest of the amenities. We did a full redecoration. The man cave corner rocks. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Don't tell. ;D


Teresa knows already.  Marshall sent her there the other day.  ;D
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Re: Just when you thought it was safe
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2009, 04:29:46 PM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on July 23, 2009, 04:28:52 PM
It's been so long I don't know how I like my women. But I do remember that I like women.


I like my women available, and with low self-esteem.   ;D
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Re: Just when you thought it was safe
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2009, 04:31:19 PM »
Quote from: tt11758 on July 23, 2009, 04:29:46 PM

I like my women available, and with low self-esteem.   ;D

Three feet tall, pistol grip ears, fold back teeth, no drip lip and a flat head to set yer beer on!  ;D
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Re: Just when you thought it was safe
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2009, 04:31:41 PM »
Where's all the dateless and desperate women?
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Re: Just when you thought it was safe
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Re: Just when you thought it was safe
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2009, 04:32:15 PM »
Quote from: tt11758 on July 23, 2009, 04:29:07 PM

Teresa knows already.  Marshall sent her there the other day.  ;D

hah! should of told us, she'd never leave the corner with all trouble we start.
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Re: Just when you thought it was safe
« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2009, 04:32:54 PM »
Quote from: Hazcat on July 23, 2009, 04:31:19 PM
Three feet tall, pistol grip ears, fold back teeth and a flat head to set yer beer on!  ;D


A man's dream ;D
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Re: Just when you thought it was safe
« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2009, 04:34:01 PM »
Quote from: Hazcat on July 23, 2009, 04:31:19 PM
Three feet tall, pistol grip ears, fold back teeth, no drip lip and a flat head to set yer beer on!  ;D

OK ... I can see that you'll be history.

been nice knowin ya Haz.
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Re: Just when you thought it was safe
« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2009, 04:35:25 PM »
Quote from: m58 on July 23, 2009, 04:34:01 PM
OK ... I can see that you'll be history.

been nice knowin ya Haz.

No guts, no glory!   ;D
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Re: Just when you thought it was safe
« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2009, 04:36:02 PM »
Quote from: Hazcat on July 23, 2009, 04:31:19 PM
Three feet tall, pistol grip ears, fold back teeth, no drip lip and a flat head to set yer beer on!  ;D
Dreams DO come true, Dreams DO come true, Dreams DO come true. ;D
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