I'd rather take my own gun and shoot myself than to give it up to some fuckup!
Standoff?? I'd be rattlin' off what I got and after that duckin' & kissin' my arse goodbye!
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz!
I don't give a crap about what some stupid shit has placed up in my mug! I'll just lean in a little closer to make sure he/she has the shot they need!
Trample the weak, hurdle the dead!