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Re: Add your own capitation time
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2009, 07:25:46 AM »
Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them, disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them. The only thing you can’t do is ignore them

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Re: Add your own capitation time
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2009, 07:31:53 AM »

There he is,....Rahm.....sick'em...


My legacy will be like Jimmy Carter...


AND BEHOLD..THE POWER OF MY MIGHTY HAND...

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Col. Jeff Cooper.

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Re: Add your own capitation time
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2009, 09:05:22 AM »

The Puppet Master has his hand up my ass just like this.



WHERE THE HELL IS THAT SPITTOON??
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Re: Add your own capitation time
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2009, 01:43:11 PM »
Here are nine picts of our POTUS:
Capitation at will!




"The goddamn teleprompter is broken AGAIN?!?"




"What the hell do you mean somebody actually READ the damn bill before voting on it?!?"




"We'll get your last dollar if I have to reach up your ass to find it!!"




"Shut the f**k up, Michelle, or I'll beat your ass when we get home!!"




"Let me think......what can I come up with to totally f**k the country today?"




"Now wait a damn minute!!  I'm the President!!  How DARE you question me?!?"




"JESUS, I wish they would fix that damn teleprompter!!"





"I can't work like this.  George Soros promised me there would ALWAYS be a teleprompter."




"FOR THE LAST TIME, SOMEBODY FIX THAT F**KING TELEPROMPTER!!!"

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Re: Add your own capitation time
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2009, 02:00:31 PM »
"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

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Re: Add your own capitation time
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Re: Add your own capitation time
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2009, 02:19:11 PM »


GO TO THE CORNER!!
"Before giving someone a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare."

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Re: Add your own capitation time
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2009, 02:44:59 PM »


Peg, You probably nailed what he was REALLY saying  ;D

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Re: Add your own capitation time
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2009, 03:03:00 PM »


GO TO THE CORNER!!   Oh F^&* another BUBBA ect. ect. 8) 8) 8)

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Re: Add your own capitation time
« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2009, 11:28:51 AM »
I love waking up every morning knowing that Donald Trump is President!!

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Re: Add your own capitation time
« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2009, 04:48:12 PM »
Here are nine picts of our POTUS:
Capitation at will!



Cool no one heard it.  I can blame that one on Bush too... Nah Gibbs will do.



Not actually a caption but the newest poster for the movie "A Mighty Wind"  either that or we can see if I can make them all refer to flatulence. More hot air different end.



See this young man admits he is the one who dealt it.



No. I didn't say, "Pull my finger."  I said, "It was you, sir, that dealt it."



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I am superior to you and your stupid question.  Can you not see the low angle at which this person is shooting my photo to impart that?  Silly human.



You'd think all that time in the Campaign plane I'd get used to it Joe.(http://newsbusters.org/blogs/michael-m-bates/2008/10/08/cbss-reynolds-obamas-campaign-plane-smells-terrible-most-time)  The fact is, you are just rotten.  Did something crawl in there and die?  Joe, seriously, you need to see a doctor.



No, it wasn't my shoe.  See I was doing this and it made a noise like one, but it was purely accidental.

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