Called to Jury Duty

[fightingquaker13]

Not a chance Johnny B.....FQ has an opinion, something lawyers don't want to deal with...in fact, FQ has hundreds of opinions, with very little puncutation.  I can only imagine that when the Professor speaks, he's like one long run-on sentence!

The stenographer would wear out the keyboard!   

Hey! And again Hey! I resemble that remark.
FQ13 who will be in corner reading Hemmingway. Short sentences, lots of punctuation. The subordinate clause is no one's friend.

[tombogan03884]

Not a chance Johnny B.....FQ has an opinion, something lawyers don't want to deal with...in fact, FQ has hundreds of opinions, with very little puncutation.  I can only imagine that when the Professor speaks, he's like one long run-on sentence!

The stenographer would wear out the keyboard!   

They should be glad he doesn't have to SPELL anything 

[tt11758]

I have been called for state court jury 3 times.  2 criminal, and when they heard "retired cop" they booted me quickly.  The 3rd was a civil case and I had graduated from high school with the plaintiff's son.  Boot #3 in short order.

[hollandm]

66 and never been called.

[Walter45Auto]

They called me once..... Let me go because I said I wouldn't let somebody off on a BS technicality like "Instead of being arrested at 12 midnight on August 12th like the paperwork said, he was actually caught at 11:59:59 PM on August 11th."

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