I thought I saw Tom Bogan on CSPAN asking Obama about his health care plan. The dialog went something like this:
Obama: Uhhhhh.....I'll take a question from over here. Oh...Uhhhh...it's Tom Bogan, from Laconia! What are you doing here....Uhhhh.....I mean how are you doing here today, Tom? Janet and I were talking about you the other day.
Tom: Mr. President, I would like to know what kind of benefits I can expect to get from your "wonderful" plan.
Obama: Uhhhhh......Tom, I don't have all the details but you will not be on that plan anyway.
Tom: Really?
Obama: Right. I think you should have the plan that thousands of your fellow Americans have today. That plan provides 24X7 coverage and the best thing it is totally free!
Tom: Wow! How do I get that plan? I'm all about freebies!
Obama: Uhhhh....Normally you have to forfeit your civil rights. The federal prison health care plan is what I am talking about here, Tom. But Janet and I are trying very hard to figure out a way for you to take advantage of this plan and all of the trappings that go with it.
Tom: Oh boy! I can't wait, Mr. President! You are so beneficent and magnanimous! Fascism rocks!
Obama: And with any luck, Tom, I'll have you in one of my enlightenment centers very soon!
Tom: Does anyone have a tissue? I get emotional at these types of events......