oh Pincus you crack me up

i can imagine the slap chop guy
"ever felt like stabbing a guy with your glock? well now you can with this POS. its so convinient, wanna make that hard to make celery salad, well now you can with POS! mount it on any pistol with a rail. carry it in your hip holster, your shoulder holster, even your IWB holster! its so convenient if you want to stab a sentrie outside of Bin Ladens Tora bora cave complex, Now you dont have to handle the hassle of reaching down to your webbing and taking out your ka-bar, you can just take off the convinient plastic sheath and stab away! you might be asking, why not just shoot the guy? well; this is just so much cooler.
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