Author Topic: Must Read! Mall ninja  (Read 8698 times)

Johnny Bravo

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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2009, 05:50:46 PM »
I don't have much time to talk. I've got to get some steel plate and duct tape...........
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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2009, 06:05:37 PM »
i think he has a thing about being shot with a "high powered rifle"

anybody see mall cop?
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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2009, 07:23:07 PM »

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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2009, 08:02:08 PM »
If you do a myspace search for gecko45 you'll find his home town listed as Pleasant Valley NY, that's about 15 miles from where I live  :o...Aren't you glad you don't live that close to him.
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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2009, 08:24:44 PM »
If you do a myspace search for gecko45 you'll find his home town listed as Pleasant Valley NY, that's about 15 miles from where I live  :o...Aren't you glad you don't live that close to him.

I can only hope to some day experience the peace of mind that you must feel right now.  ;D
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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2009, 08:29:29 PM »
Ninja Glock?

What have they done to that poor pistol? :-\

Tell Marshal'ette to set up the gecko45 firewall,.....

Although I think tombogan would love to "chat" with him.... ::)
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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2009, 08:33:53 PM »
Ninja Glock?

What have they done to that poor pistol? :-\

Tell Marshal'ette to set up the gecko45 firewall,.....

Although I think tombogan would love to "chat" with him.... ::)

I think he would be very entertaining. I'm going to find him and invite him.  ;D
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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2009, 08:35:00 PM »
I can only hope to some day experience the peace of mind that you must feel right now.  ;D

I don't know. I'd be worried about being down wind of those nuclear suppressed tungsten bullets. Is it me or is everyone hoping that was a really good replica airsoft?
FQ13 ROFL and wanting to see him playing the directonal ninja  slots cut in the barrel while firing full auto. ::)

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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2009, 08:49:41 PM »
i would find it amusing for him to show up here. give me something to laugh at other than the classic joke thread  ;D.
you are a redneck when You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.

You know your a redneck You ever got too drunk to fish.

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Re: Must Read! Mall ninja
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2009, 08:49:51 PM »
I enjoyed the volumes of knowledge from that incredibly gifted gunmaster! Mayge we should hook him up with that Gecko45 guy and his duct taped steel plates?
                              
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

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