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tombogan03884

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Re: Advantages Of A Stay At Home Wife
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2009, 08:53:15 PM »
From the post "16.) The mail is already opened, sorted, or taken care of. My new gun magazines are already cut out of the plastic, and by my chair, ready for reading."

That right there is enough to make ME think about remarrying  ;D
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Re: Advantages Of A Stay At Home Wife
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2009, 08:58:20 PM »
What you mean your wife doesnt work?
You just put up a list of all the stuff she does, hell if that aint work what is it?
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Re: Advantages Of A Stay At Home Wife
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2009, 09:06:27 PM »
Thank you Sledge... You took the words right out of my mouth...  :)
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Re: Advantages Of A Stay At Home Wife
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2009, 09:14:46 PM »
I vote we kick Bill off the forum. He starts with all the gun porn that would make anyone envyous. Now he starts with his wife. I am starting to feel very inadequate. Might have to trade the wife in, also. What to do........................













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Re: Advantages Of A Stay At Home Wife
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2009, 09:34:23 PM »
I STILL need to get my laundry started back up..... DRTV is addictive....
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Re: Advantages Of A Stay At Home Wife
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2009, 10:44:12 PM »
Thanks alot for the wonderful post Bill. I've been happily single again for the past 9 years. If I could find a Great gal that did 1/2 of what your wife does (she obviously loves you) not to mention how attractive she is; I'd be more than happy! To top that off you seem to share your lives together. Now I almost wanted to start dating again. Now you've got me thinking of all kinds of crazy stuff like that. I'm jealous now. I was happy until I read your crappy post. Go ahead and rub it in why don't you! Thanks for nuttin' ! I'm with 1911.....Let's vote him off. He's too happy. That's almost anti-american!
I feel like sh%t now! I want my mommy! You f$cker!
                           












Just kidding Bill. I told you before "You are a lucky man" but you know that. Congratulations to the both of you!
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Re: Advantages Of A Stay At Home Wife
« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2009, 10:55:59 PM »
Does she have a sister?
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Re: Advantages Of A Stay At Home Wife
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2009, 11:21:40 PM »
Quote from: blackwolfe on August 29, 2009, 10:55:59 PM
Does she have a sister?

It's almost like I've heard you say that before.  :-X
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Re: Advantages Of A Stay At Home Wife
« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2009, 11:22:09 PM »
lets see my wife:

comes home and normally goes strait to bed.  
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Re: Advantages Of A Stay At Home Wife
« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2009, 11:25:49 PM »
Quote from: TAB on August 29, 2009, 11:22:09 PM
lets see my wife:

comes home and normally goes strait to bed.  

Well, she gets tired with that giant burden she's carrying around on her back. Yes, that would be you, Tab.  ;)
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