We have doves, the almighty State of Iowa hath decreed that we lowly peasants are forbidden to shoot the King's doves.
Move down here with me sweety.. I'll take you huntin'...
Come on..................
I can just see the phone call now:"honey, I'm flying half way across the country, this women I met online is picking me up at the airport."I bet she makes it home from the bay area before I can get my stuff packed.