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Caption Contest
« on: September 21, 2009, 02:57:12 PM »
Barry the Jedi:

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2009, 02:59:51 PM »
With a wave of my magic wond... *poof*   no more bad econ. "

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2009, 03:01:35 PM »
I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan.


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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2009, 03:04:29 PM »
"Who's the more foolish: The fool, or the fool who follows him?"

"Why are you carrying a pistol?  Expecting trouble?"

"No Maam.  If I was expecting trouble, I'd have a rifle."

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2009, 03:09:38 PM »
Him:

"This sword is the same color as my balls".

Her:

"Look at that idiot. I hope he knows where I'm going to stick that once all these witnesses people are gone".
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Re: Caption Contest
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2009, 03:12:38 PM »
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. My work here is done...
"Why are you carrying a pistol?  Expecting trouble?"

"No Maam.  If I was expecting trouble, I'd have a rifle."

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2009, 03:24:13 PM »
Him:

"This sword is the same color as my balls".

Her:

"Look at that idiot. I hope he knows where I'm going to stick that once all these witnesses people are gone".




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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2009, 03:41:30 PM »
I do think the body language from Michelle and girls is all you need. I can't belive I married/ am related to this dork.
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2009, 03:47:17 PM »
Check out the nose picker behind him is that a CZAR no just a picker.BANGO ANYONE

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2009, 05:47:53 PM »
Darth Obamus: "Surrender to the power of the Dark Side of the Force."




OR....



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