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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #20 on: September 21, 2009, 09:15:42 PM »
Obama to McCain.... "Your powers are weak, old man."
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #21 on: September 21, 2009, 09:16:00 PM »
Is it me or is Michelle O. wearing the most awful ensemble, what is that thrift store with Sears accessories, and those shoes,.....GEEZ.

Who's the women in the fencing get up?

BHO doesn't know that AG Holder, has required Federal Licensing for all those in possession of ILLEGAL Light Sabers.

I expect a due diligent investigation of how an unregistered light saber, with not just one BUT two high capacity "D" cell batteries ended up on Federal Property..

Oh, The Humanity,....

Thomas Jefferson: The strongest reason for the people to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against the tyranny of government. That is why our masters in Washington are so anxious to disarm us. They are not afraid of criminals. They are afraid of a populace which cannot be subdued by tyrants."
Col. Jeff Cooper.

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #22 on: September 21, 2009, 09:17:04 PM »
"This is not the birth certificate that you are looking for."

"This is not the birth certificate we are looking for......move along."
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #23 on: September 21, 2009, 09:17:33 PM »



Revenge of the Sith

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #24 on: September 21, 2009, 09:18:40 PM »



Revenge of the Sith myth.



There...that's better.

"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Caption Contest
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #25 on: September 21, 2009, 09:20:37 PM »
There is an SR-22 joke in there somewhere too, but I just cant for the life of me figure it out! ;D
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #26 on: September 21, 2009, 09:23:31 PM »
"You are part of the rebel alliance right wing extremists and a traitor!"
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #27 on: September 21, 2009, 09:27:06 PM »
"Always two there are.....a master, and an apprentice."

"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #28 on: September 22, 2009, 12:26:52 AM »
"Always two there are.....a master, and an apprentice."



But the master or the apprentice is he?
"Why are you carrying a pistol?  Expecting trouble?"

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #29 on: September 22, 2009, 07:02:15 AM »
Maybe if I do enough stupid S..T like this it will take their minds off the stupider stuff I propose to Congress!

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