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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #40 on: September 22, 2009, 09:47:14 AM »
Quote from: tt11758 on September 21, 2009, 02:57:12 PM




Stand back you republicans or I will beat you with michelles ugly stick!!!!
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #41 on: September 22, 2009, 12:02:50 PM »
Quote from: sledgemeister on September 22, 2009, 09:47:14 AM
Stand back you republicans or I will beat you with THE REPLACEMENT FOR THE UGLY STICK THEY WORE OUT ON michelles ugly stick!!!!

Better   ;D
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #42 on: September 22, 2009, 06:49:49 PM »
Two tools
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #43 on: September 22, 2009, 07:05:53 PM »
Quote from: ericire12 on September 22, 2009, 08:14:19 AM
"So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause"

We have a winner.  :(

BTW, why is Michelle wearing Batman's utility belt?
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #44 on: September 22, 2009, 07:25:05 PM »
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #45 on: Today at 06:36:29 PM »
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #45 on: September 22, 2009, 07:37:12 PM »
A few Spaceballs quotes that are very applicable:




"So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb. "

"No, it's not what you think. It's much, much worse! "

"I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it."

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

"Come back here, you fat bearded bitch!"

"Comb the desert!"

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #46 on: September 22, 2009, 09:26:46 PM »
BHO  " Look honey....It even VIBRATES"
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #47 on: September 22, 2009, 09:33:33 PM »
Quote from: ericire12 on September 22, 2009, 08:26:38 AM
"Sir, I know technically we dont need the black vote, but if you hold it sideways it will give you more street cred."
Now that's funny.
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #48 on: September 22, 2009, 10:17:23 PM »
"Tax you I will... yes."
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #49 on: September 22, 2009, 10:19:30 PM »
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