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Re: Quakers Majic Mojito, Like a Hazerita only more down state
« Reply #30 on: September 28, 2009, 01:27:12 PM »
  Your drink is too much work FQ. Sounds ok. Try mixing orange vodka with lemonade. It's a great lake drink. Even a Tsipper can make it. So I've been told. I'm in on the rum ! ;D Gig'em!!
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Re: Quakers Majic Mojito, Like a Hazerita only more down state
« Reply #31 on: September 28, 2009, 08:18:00 PM »
So if there was a fight between Texas and Texas A&M after a long day of mojitos, scotch, etc.  who would win and what would they use for weapons?
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Re: Quakers Majic Mojito, Like a Hazerita only more down state
« Reply #32 on: September 28, 2009, 09:07:36 PM »
Quote from: brosometal on September 28, 2009, 08:18:00 PM
So if there was a fight between Texas and Texas A&M after a long day of mojitos, scotch, etc.  who would win and what would they use for weapons?
UT: Wit, cultivation and enough intelligenge to pour piss out of a boot. Not to mention a high powered rifle and the marksmanship required to hit a moving target from a 20 story tower at a range of 1/2 mile. ;D
The Aggies: Unfocused aggression, genuine bafflement and a rock.
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Re: Quakers Majic Mojito, Like a Hazerita only more down state
« Reply #33 on: October 03, 2009, 11:23:36 AM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on September 25, 2009, 12:11:41 PM
True, but there is also the hassel factor. My old boss, about 6'4" and three hundred pounds of Texan with one of those gravelly Sam Elliot kind of voices, used to tend bar. He hated cleaning the blenders. When a guy ordered a margarita he used to ask "Do want rocks, or frou frou style"? He rarely had to clean the blender for a male customer. ;D
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True....my wife says she drinks margaritas, but I've only seen her drink Slurpees at the bar....  :P


Quote from: brosometal on September 28, 2009, 08:18:00 PM
So if there was a fight between Texas and Texas A&M after a long day of mojitos, scotch, etc.  who would win and what would they use for weapons?


Doesn't matter.....after all the lawsuits and business dealings are over, the Baylor grads would have all the profit....  ;D

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Re: Quakers Majic Mojito, Like a Hazerita only more down state
« Reply #34 on: October 03, 2009, 11:39:54 AM »
Quote from: seeker_two on October 03, 2009, 11:23:36 AM
Doesn't matter.....after all the lawsuits and business dealings are over, the Baylor grads would have all the profit....  ;D


See, and here I just got done dissing Tx Bryan, and now we're going to have to team up and kick your ass before we can get to one another. That's just irritating. Do y'all even have a football team? Just askin'. PS We never lynched anyone on campus. And, one of the hottest grad students on the planet, 5'4" of blond Tyler Texas girl got a job at Baylor. The "morality" clause said she couldn't drink. I went to visit her and we went to her local hangout. They poured her beer into a coffee mug. What's up with that? This is a woman who announced to a former prof at a conference (who desperately wanted to have a more than professional relationship with her) that she couldn't join him at a reception because she had a date. He asked, teasingly, not nastily to his credit, if she had protection. She gave the patented "dumb blond" smile (and if you bought that, your life expectancy was measured in seconds), reached into her purse and pulled out a condom and a .38 Smith and asked "Do you think I'm covered"? And you people make this woman drink her beer from a coffee mug. Enough said. Barbarians!
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Re: Quakers Majic Mojito, Like a Hazerita only more down state
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Re: Quakers Majic Mojito, Like a Hazerita only more down state
« Reply #35 on: October 03, 2009, 12:35:50 PM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on October 03, 2009, 11:39:54 AM
See, and here I just got done dissing Tx Bryan, and now we're going to have to team up and kick your ass before we can get to one another. That's just irritating. Do y'all even have a football team? Just askin'. PS We never lynched anyone on campus.


1. The lynching was done in downtown Waco....not at Baylor.....and those Waco people are crazy enough as is....that's why Baylor built the "Bubble"....  ;D

2. Baylor doesn't need a football team....the Law School and Business School grads just represent the players (for a significant percentage) and marry the rich ones....  8)

3. Baylor morality clauses don't have as much pull as they used to....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hHpgJ3UWng  :D

4. If the women at UT and TAMU are so hot, why do the T'Sippers & Aggies come to BU to see their girlfriends?....  :-*

UT & TAMU can argue about sports....in the end, the Baylor grads are the ones gettin' paid....  ;D
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Re: Quakers Majic Mojito, Like a Hazerita only more down state
« Reply #36 on: October 03, 2009, 12:55:29 PM »
Baylor girls are easy ?  ;D
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Re: Quakers Majic Mojito, Like a Hazerita only more down state
« Reply #37 on: October 03, 2009, 01:02:22 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on October 03, 2009, 12:55:29 PM
Baylor girls are easy ?  ;D
Cheap and skanky, but close enough. ;D
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Re: Quakers Majic Mojito, Like a Hazerita only more down state
« Reply #38 on: October 03, 2009, 01:47:29 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on October 03, 2009, 12:35:50 PM
1. The lynching was done in downtown Waco....not at Baylor.....and those Waco people are crazy enough as is....that's why Baylor built the "Bubble"....  ;D

2. Baylor doesn't need a football team....the Law School and Business School grads just represent the players (for a significant percentage) and marry the rich ones....  8)

3. Baylor morality clauses don't have as much pull as they used to....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hHpgJ3UWng  :D

4. If the women at UT and TAMU are so hot, why do the T'Sippers & Aggies come to BU to see their girlfriends?....  :-*

UT & TAMU can argue about sports....in the end, the Baylor grads are the ones gettin' paid....  ;D
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on October 03, 2009, 01:02:22 PM
Cheap and skanky, but close enough. ;D
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Go ahead and take the gloves off, boys.....bloody up them knuckles.....( and not from draggin' 'em on the ground)
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Re: Quakers Majic Mojito, Like a Hazerita only more down state
« Reply #39 on: October 03, 2009, 02:01:45 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on October 03, 2009, 01:47:29 PM

Go ahead and take the gloves off, boys.....bloody up them knuckles.....( and not from draggin' 'em on the ground)
The thing is Peg, if you go over seeker two's points, do you notice how every single one them is an equivication? The lynching wasn't actually ON campus? We don't really NEED a football team (That's the spirit!)? The morality clause has lightened to the point a Texas girl can PROBABLY drink beer in public like a normal American. And, oh yeah, how come the UT and Aggie boys are visiting their Baylor girlfriends? Three words, one from Tom, two from me. Easy, cheap and skanky. ;D Me thinks seeker might just have graduated from Baylor law school, the SECOND best in the state. 8) 8) 8)
FQ13 who says hook'em horns ;D
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