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david86440

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Re: Forget Starbucks!
« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2009, 09:01:40 PM »
now I'm not a coffe person, but about 4-5 years ago, I was duck hunting with a buddy, his truck would not start, so we walked about 6 miles after dark in the rain, temps just above freezing, wind blowing 25+ mph.( yeah it was fun)  We come to a star bucks, we both walk in, guns still on our shoulders. Now I had never heard of star bucks, but I'm cold, wet and muddy.  

" I want a black coffee"
they go into thier stick about this or that.
after about 30 seconds my buddy says, very loudly...
" we want it hot, black and now"

Now up until that point, ever one was talking/ reading... etc.  no one had noticed us walk in with guns over our shoulders.

you could have heard a pin drop, it was silent for along time.

I really think we made a yuppie or two wet thier pants.

OK TAB,

I need to know the planet you are from that didn't have a Starbucks on every corner? I want to move there. :)

PS    I do like your story.



1996 Awarded Westin (now Starwood Hotels) account.
North American Coffee Partnership (Starbucks and Pepsi-Cola North America) begins selling bottled Frappuccino®coffee drink.
Converts approximately $80.5 million of its 4.5 percentconvertible subordinated debentures to common stock.
Opens in Rhode Island; Idaho; North Carolina; Arizona;Hawaii; Utah; and Ontario, Canada.Starbucks Coffee International opens in Japan andSingapore.
Starbucks store total at fiscal year end = 1,015

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Re: Forget Starbucks!
« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2009, 12:44:40 AM »
Starbucks= $5 for a cup of "screen door" coffee...........no thanks.




*Screen Door coffee= coffee that causes you to be able to crap through a screen door an hour after you drink it.

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Re: Forget Starbucks!
« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2009, 08:30:37 AM »
I rediscovered Dunkin Donuts earlier this year. Damn Good coffee... and donuts!

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Re: Forget Starbucks!
« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2009, 03:01:48 PM »
I'm not a coffee person, but I've heard MCD has great coffee... not been in one for about 15 years.
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Re: Forget Starbucks!
« Reply #24 on: September 30, 2009, 03:03:13 PM »
McD has the WORST coffee and Dunkin runs a close second.
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Re: Forget Starbucks!
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Re: Forget Starbucks!
« Reply #25 on: September 30, 2009, 03:06:46 PM »
Mickey D's is a reconstituted syrup.  To me it always tastes burnt.  However, when on the road early in the morning it is either C stores, Mickey D's or drive in the ditch.  Non of the three are good choices.
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Re: Forget Starbucks!
« Reply #26 on: September 30, 2009, 03:07:23 PM »
McD has the WORST coffee and Dunkin runs a close second.

And that's saying a lot......considering all the 'other' beverages you've purported to have swilled.    ;)







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Re: Forget Starbucks!
« Reply #27 on: September 30, 2009, 03:10:05 PM »
I don't drink coffee, so I would not know.  Just lots of coffee drinkers say its good.  I've not been in one for 15 years, its been almost 20 since I've eaten anything from them.
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Re: Forget Starbucks!
« Reply #28 on: September 30, 2009, 03:10:27 PM »
I drive by at least ten DD every day, and I MEAN drive by!

DD coffee is nasty stuff....we use the stores to navigate by in the N.East and use the stale donuts to prop up tables and chairs that are missing legs....

Yuck!

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Re: Forget Starbucks!
« Reply #29 on: September 30, 2009, 03:10:42 PM »
And that's saying a lot......considering all the 'other' beverages you've purported to have swilled.    ;)







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Let's just say I am 'experienced'. ;)

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