The Butt Bomb, How Low Will The Terrorists Go?

[sledgemeister]

One thinks they were inspired after tasting some of that world famous texas chilli, apparently the effects of which are outstandingly similar 

[twyacht]

Hey sledge,

Where is phil? Haven't seen him post lately. He didn't take his SuperPhil costume and go for a "walkabout" has he?

[shooter32]

Hey sledge,

Where is phil? Haven't seen him post lately. He didn't take his SuperPhil costume and go for a "walkabout" has he?

He's doing a remodel on the his bathroom a "walkabout" of sort..

[sledgemeister]

Hey sledge,

Where is phil? Haven't seen him post lately. He didn't take his SuperPhil costume and go for a "walkabout" has he?

Wrong colour for a walk-about, over here we just call it being a slacker!! lol

nah as jim said hes been re doing his bathroom, (longest bathroom reno ever mind you).
He has been working during the day and into the wee hours at home on his bathroom with special fairy appearances inbetween.
He will be back online soon.
you can catch him on facebook time to time, just add him as an aquaintence http://www.facebook.com/notifications.php#/philby303

for that matter you can catch me on there too http://www.facebook.com/notifications.php#/profile.php?id=1398138947&ref=profile
http://www.facebook.com/notifications.php#/profile.php?id=1398138947&ref=profile

[Rastus]

now whenever we want to fly we will have to take off our shoes, take no liquid on board, and take a cavity search? this is fubar

I still say having everyone on a plane eat a piece of bacon is a solution.  There's a purification process after eating pork that if not accomplished will dissuade suicide.

There's probably enough pig guts, pig skins, narley pig hair, snouts, nails and tails around Haz's house to hold of a hoarde of Husseins for a whole lifetime.  

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[tombogan03884]

I still say having everyone on a plan eat a piece of bacon is a solution.  There's a purification process after eating pork that if not accomplished will dissuade suicide.

There's probably enough pig guts, pig skins, narley pig hair, snouts, nails and tails around Haz's house to hold of a hoarde of Husseins for a whole lifetime.  

Except for Barack tHe Opostate.    

[Rastus]

Except for Barack the Opostate.    

hardy har har....good one.

[fightingquaker13]

I still say having everyone on a plane eat a piece of bacon is a solution.  There's a purification process after eating pork that if not accomplished will dissuade suicide.

There's probably enough pig guts, pig skins, narley pig hair, snouts, nails and tails around Haz's house to hold of a hoarde of Husseins for a whole lifetime.  

I thought of hat and added in that it wold have to be washed down with a shot of bourban. Problem is, it would piss off the Jews, the Buhhdidists, the Baptists the Mormonans, vegetarians and recvoring addicts. Upside, more leg room for me. The solution is simply to have each plane carry a piglet; cute, easily trained, cheap and tasty later. Same principle applies and no one will be offended except PETA when they find out about the retirement plan.
FQ13

[RodH]

I didn't think about the pig onboard. Not sure if this is true or not, I heard that Israelis now put pig guts in a container on each bus so the terrorists wont blow them up from fear of being touched by pig parts and not making it to their heaven. Airports could do the same thing.
Wouldn't dogs trained to detect bombs detect it even inserted inside someone?

[PegLeg45]

I didn't think about the pig onboard. Not sure if this is true or not, I heard that Israelis now put pig guts in a container on each bus so the terrorists wont blow them up from fear of being touched by pig parts and not making it to their heaven. Airports could do the same thing.
Wouldn't dogs trained to detect bombs detect it even inserted inside someone?

There are some asses a dog just won't sniff.





I know, that was bad....I haven't been to the corner in a while......on my way now.